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Woman lets new boyfriend tattoo his name on her face

Z'ha'dum Feb 6, 2013

  1. Z'ha'dum

    Z'ha'dum Shadow

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    What the fuck was she thinking?!?! Talk about a bad life decision
    And they've been together for less than 24 hours!!!

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  2. MiG Angel

    MiG Angel vodka + insane

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    Why didn't she just let him shit on her chest like us normal people?
     
  3. Rio

    Rio Como un angel JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman Brigade Member

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    Stupidddddddddddddddd :devilroll:
     
  4. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    Sadly these two idiots will likely reproduce and their progeny will be twice as stupid as either one. I'm talking negative IQ here!!! It is a rarity to see that in living people.
     
  5. Komitadjie

    Komitadjie Jay to the Dee, Y'All!

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    PT Barnum would be having a ball.
     
  6. Mike Stewart

    Mike Stewart Knife Moderator/Bark River Knife & Tool

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    I guess she does not need a job.
     
  7. accurate

    accurate Accurate Devil JDBA Official Member

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    Damn what a waste of a pretty face.
     
  8. Dillon Brock

    Dillon Brock strawboss

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    Her boyfriend is training her to tattoo,they get free vodka and toilet paper over there.She's on top of her game!:bwah:
     
  9. ilovekittens

    ilovekittens Sailing the seas of cheese Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    What a waste, I hope her 2 days of internet fame was worth it. She looked like a great potential mail order bride, now an 80 year old man with glaucoma wouldn't even tap that ass. :general: ILK
     
  10. OnceBitten

    OnceBitten Momma said I'd go blind Brigade Member

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    I dunno.

    She coulda let me write my name on her face...







    and washed it off afterwards.


    Sometimes, a girl is just a Life Support System for a vagina.
     
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  11. norcal13

    norcal13 rated "e" for evil Brigade Member

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    :ropeman: i'd hit it.
     
  12. Dillon Brock

    Dillon Brock strawboss

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    I was thinking the same thing!:jdwink2:
     
  13. THEONEANDONLY

    THEONEANDONLY Drunk on the Blood of Saints JDBA Official Member

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    Bahahahahaha! That's hilario!:manganr:
     
  14. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    You know she's interesting in bed.
     
  15. shakie

    shakie knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Hope he at least could spell.
     
  16. TPetsch

    TPetsch Ice Cold Handshake

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    The fact that he actually let her go through with it pretty much cements the fact that he's an asshole.
     
  17. VANELLI

    VANELLI JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I think she's hotter with the tat. Like National Geographic hot. Not so much since it's the boyfriends name, though. Guess he's an owner.
     
  18. itadakimasu

    itadakimasu There are no kangaroos in Austria! JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Haha, just plain stupid I guess.
     
  19. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    What's that matter, unless you speak/ read Russian? Otherwise it's just ink on the face. :bwah:

    Hell, I bet she could get her own reality show here for a season or two....

    "Make your own tramp stamp" or something like that. Contestants get a bottle of whiskey, a rose and a tattoo gun and try to win her heart over for the next 1-3 hours, best homemade tat wins. Extra points if it's your first time inking up a drunk Russian chick you just met.

    She can get lasered in the off-season so she's ready for round two....
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 7, 2013
  20. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    She should be glad his name wasn't Vladistopiadistoricov...

    :bwah:

    I'm hoping this isn't "real" and hope their isn't a person stupid enough

    to do this on her/his own free will..

    What happens in a month or 2,when they break up????

    Can't use an eraser!!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 8, 2013

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