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  1. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...... But it's only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane ?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from... morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
     
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  2. dfarmerknives

    dfarmerknives Tattoo Man says Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Can an orphan eat at a family resturant?
     
  3. steelfix

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    Good one Bohica - I love these questions. Here's a few more

    Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used in aeroplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff ?!

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why don't we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' ?

    Why can't women put on their mascara with their mouth closed?

    If 'Con' is the opposite of 'Pro' - is Congress the opposite of progress ?

    If flying is so safe the why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
     
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  4. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

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    I have NEVER figured that one out! I mean, it's not like they have to worry about infection!
     
  5. havana d

    havana d Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    For the Jersey crowd. Why do you park in the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
     
  6. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    Why do they put braille instructions on drive-thru ATMs?
     
  7. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    And what if you were cremated?

    Why do they call sanitary napkins "panty" liners?

    Why can't Pluto talk or wear clothes? Why are the mice so big compared to the dogs? Wouldn't Mickey and Minnie be very large rats?

    Petroleum... baby gets rubbed down with a by-product of gasoline. :panic:
     
  8. Piet.S

    Piet.S knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Cause one fool can ask more questions than ten wise men can awnser.
     
  9. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    You say "Why???" and I say... "Why not!"
     
  10. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

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    Not sure why you have a problem with this. This IS the place to post things like this isn't it?
     
  11. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    I didn't take it bad... sounds like he was putting down the so-called "wise men"... but then again... what the fuck do I know? :idunno:
     

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