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Who's lucky.... ME

creich420 Apr 15, 2013

  1. creich420

    creich420 Enormous member

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    so there is this wind storm going on in my area and my trash can blows over and i have shit going everywere i get everything picked up and bungie cord it to my house then the wind blows the lid up a bit and i figure i should put some bricks on top of it. I pick up the bricks and there is a small baggie under a group of bricks and i pull it out and inside it had this small greenish stuff in it :jdwink2:
    i dont wanna say exactly what it is buti think you know :ropeman:
    i dont care if you believe me im just so happy. Cant really post a picture

    Any way i would like to hear from you devils and know you stories of good luck. :manganr:
     
  2. fod

    fod Hand of the Box Master Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    A stoner acquaintance of mine has similar luck to yours.



    He also is constantly amazed and surprised at finding all the stuff he had hid from himself at some earlier time. . .


    like wow man, right?


    right?

    :bwah:
     
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  3. creich420

    creich420 Enormous member

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    I didnt hide it on myself thats whats messed up. i think a old friend of mine hid it.
    they were out at a bar and got peppersprayed so he hid it there.
    i swear it wasnt mine
     
  4. longbow

    longbow scratch n sniffer

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    Holy shit, about a month ago I retrieve our garbage can from the curb. Like you I find a baggie with some greenish stuff in it. It was green, and squishly and totally SHITTY SMELLING. Yep some scum bag walking there dog put some pure diarrhea dog shit in my trash fucking can. Leaked all over etc.etc. Not to much luck actually but it's my story and I'm stinking to it. Happy Friday and give me another Platinum. keepem sharp :manganr:
     
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  5. fod

    fod Hand of the Box Master Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    :jdwink2:

    ya sure? didja check the other bricks?

    :bwah:

    My folks never bought that one. . .:ropeman:
     
  6. ballofcontusion

    ballofcontusion Huge member

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    Might want to check the kitchen for that forgotten brownie.:jdwink2:
     
  7. creich420

    creich420 Enormous member

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    Im not that kinda smoker i have i have a pretty good memory isnt it september???? :bwah:
    but really i know i didnt hide it and i wish i could have brownies. love em :manganr:
     
  8. Stabber

    Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Hippie Lettuce
     
  9. exile82187

    exile82187 JDBA4L JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Wasi it oregano?!?! :manganr:
     
  10. fod

    fod Hand of the Box Master Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    I think he is in New Mexico. . .
     
  11. HotrodKelley

    HotrodKelley Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    Typical statement a doper says. You have 420 in your user name, yet you want us to believe its not yours? :devilroll:
     
  12. exile82187

    exile82187 JDBA4L JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Could be his birth date.:manganr:
     
  13. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    Here, make yourself a corncob pipe.
     
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  14. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    Neither do the cops.

    I love watching "Cops" the television show when they pop someone for having a bag of (insert favorite illegal substance here) in their pocket.

    The look of shock and surprise on the detainee's face is usually Oscar-worthy as they try to convince the arresting officer that they have no idea how the bag of (weed, crack, etc.) found its way into their pants pocket.

    That's some funny shit......
     
  15. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Wasn't mine neither...just wanted to point that out first:ropeman:
     
  16. GEEZER

    GEEZER Beware The Ides of March Brigade Member

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    I've got no idea what your talking about.
    He only looked like me...
    I was never there. :manganr:
     
  17. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Fielded....time to plant seeds? I like tomatoes...:ross:
     
  18. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    I hear that suburban folks are turning to straw bale gardening...; any of you willing to fess up? :ropeman:
     
  19. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    Nobody uses seeds any more. Its all clones......
     
  20. elusiveweasle

    elusiveweasle Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    Clones are forbidden on the JD!!:manganr:
     

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