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HarryVeryStoned Dec 6, 2012

  1. misfit

    misfit Somebody check my brain

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    Ahh, Jewish! Best advice I can give you about balis.........sharp Filipino dreidel without a pot! Spin it and a great miracle that happens is not losing a digit!:bwah:

    Sorry.......couldn't resist!:jdwink2:

    M
     
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  2. Glenn

    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    He was already circumcised, not much more to loose.

    Just sayin. :ross::ross:
     
  3. wcjohn

    wcjohn Sum Quod Sum JDBA Official Member

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    Ha....right. :facepalm: :bwah:
     
  4. Looseyfur

    Looseyfur OG Flipper JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    naw im quite certain there was more then one tool in that household.:jdwink2:
     
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  5. taoist

    taoist taoist JDBA Official Member

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    lmao!!!
     
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  6. Ryanol

    Ryanol SnarkMasterFunkyFresh JDBA Official Member

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    Btw I think you may have being Jewish confused with being a hipster/metrosexual
     
  7. HarryVeryStoned

    HarryVeryStoned Little member

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    Touché good sir. By the way, I noticed that you also live in MN, do you happen to know whether or not balisongs are legal to carry? I mean, from what I've read it doesn't seem like there is any law against it, but when I was trying to find a store that sells one, a few different stores told me they were illegal. I don't much care either way, I'm going to carry it regardless, I just like to know which laws I'm breaking, gnome saying'?
     
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  8. KaOsBlAkBlAdE

    KaOsBlAkBlAdE Huge member JDBA Official Member

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    Gnome sayings:
    1. follow the yellow brick road
    2. ding dong the witch is dead
    3. hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go
    4. da plane, da plane
     
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  9. Ryanol

    Ryanol SnarkMasterFunkyFresh JDBA Official Member

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    I don't believe they are legal I think they fall under the switchblade definition here- not sure though.

    I dont carry but I do have one in my car at just about all times. I don't worry about it as I generally keep my nose clean.

    My guEss is the enforcement of the law goes a little something like this in the real world: get pulled over on way to work for speeding at 7:30am and play the game without lip - no problems. Get pulled over at 11pm stoned as fuck with three of you buddies goofing off in the car - get searched, confiscated and another charge added to the list if your holding...ya dig.
     
  10. sirhorsechoker

    sirhorsechoker cheapskate balifag fliptard

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    ^^^much this^^^

    I my friend and i were recently pulled over (in this town, I'll have to step out of the vehicle every single time)

    The cops took a b2oo balisong off my friend and a switchblade of over 4 inches in length from me.

    The cop says i pulled out in front of him. I say he was speeding over the hill. I stopped at the sign then pulled off. He came like a bat out of hell over that hill then said i pulled out in front.... dick.

    He whined about it and gave me a ticket, but gave our knives back. My friend actually had two balis in his back pockets. We got the them all back.

    I would looks into how my jurisdiction *actually works* ... The law tends to be grey in most areas. You can only use your judgement.

    An officer recently told me a balisong was a switchblade. I very respectfully explained to him that switchblades actually have a button on the handle that actuates a spring(s).

    Then he tried to tell me that the word 'dirk' is a synonym for 'butterfly knife'

    I wonder if he had gotten away with that in the past (?)
     
  11. Looseyfur

    Looseyfur OG Flipper JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Forrest said "actuates" :bwah:

    SHC yer the nerd of the rednecks. you however make an excellent point, it constantly makes me scratch my head that someone cant tell the difference between a switch and a bali.

    GOOOOOOOO SIIIIICCCCEEEEENNNNCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  12. sirhorsechoker

    sirhorsechoker cheapskate balifag fliptard

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    :jester: :bwah:

    I was such a beakman kid. Bill nye was way suck!
     
  13. Ryanol

    Ryanol SnarkMasterFunkyFresh JDBA Official Member

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    Always wondered if beam an and the mouse were doubling down on the fat jersey girl?
     
  14. AnthonyTheAbyss

    AnthonyTheAbyss Godzilla Size Member JDBA Official Member

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    Beakman and Nye couldn't hang with the true master...MR. WIZARD!!! He was a complete prick because he knew how awesome he was.

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  15. forbes617

    forbes617 Huge member

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    dont know much about kimmys, but my 62 had a similar issue. some flipping and tinkering with the screws and it is just fine. give it some time and mess around with it, should break in decently.
     
  16. MTXCraze

    MTXCraze I flip therefore I am JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    [video=youtube;VkJEt1UsUcs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs[/video]
     
  17. Looseyfur

    Looseyfur OG Flipper JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    all of todays pussy ass parents raising scared sheep with helmets on, would call the police and DHS on mr. wizard.


    which is exactly why it needs to be re-aired.
     
  18. Baliholic

    Baliholic Little member

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    my kimura 4 came the same way. i thought flipping it non stop for a few days would loosen it.
    i was wrong, but i did cut myself a ''bit'' flipping a mal adjusted knife. ive found it will also create bad flipping habbits if both handles dont flow smooth and evenly.
    i would suggest you buy some (good quality) torx drivers 8 and 6 ASAP so you can adjust and experiment
     
  19. Mpsecare

    Mpsecare Owl Man

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  20. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    That's the truth....my 5 year old daughter is tougher than most teenage boys these days...how sad for America's future...anyway please excuse me:ropeman:
     

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