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Where did the last 50 years go and how do I get them back???

AJD1 Jul 5, 2012

  1. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    Thanks for the b-day email Ron..

    So i woke up this morning and unlike any other morning
    i've ever woke up to,today,i turned 50..

    18250 days gone by,while sitting on this blue spinning ball.

    Seems like only yesterday,i was finger bangin' chicks in the backseat
    of my uncles broken down 49 Mercury coupe and diggin' things

    like Frisbees and watching a relitively unknown band play at our local beach club,called Aerosmith,where my older sisters' boyfriend,a bouncer

    there,would sneak me and my other underaged friends into,for $3.00 a ticket,including 1 free beer..

    When did some of our countrys' neighborhoods become homegrown war zones?

    Why does it cost so much to simply survive in this day and age??

    How did i get all these scars and why do i have so many prescriptions?

    What are all these noises eminating from my body,all day long??

    I can go on and on,but i'm sure some of you,get my point..

    Where did the time go???? :cry:

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  2. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Time flies when you're having fun! :manganr:
     
  3. OhioMike

    OhioMike Little member

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    Bummer

    Same Boat... Sinking fast
    -----> Wants to go back to '78
     
  4. SugarSkull

    SugarSkull Ring Of Bone

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    Time to kick the calendar up side of the head. :devilfinger:
     
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  5. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    AMEN to that, brother....

    :ssad:
     
  6. jorvik

    jorvik Sir Jorvik, Knight of the realm of JD

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    Aint all bad .I can fart for a full 5 minutes now.impresses the hell outov the dog
     
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  7. gzb

    gzb SUPER Moderator* Super Moderator

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    Youngster in my book AJ. Gotcha by 10+.

    Happy belated B-Day kid... :thumbsup:

    And RIP SugarSkull...
     
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  8. Amotek

    Amotek Eerie Ver Sable Brigade Member

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    Buncha brainless ol' farts cryin' over something you've always known was as unavoidable as Tommy Lee fucking Pamela Anderson! Ball up Godamn It, not bawl up! :devilzeek:ross::bwah::manganr::bwah::ross::devilzeek
     
  9. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    Thanks man and good luck on the next 10..:thumbsup:
     
  10. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    Quiet down you lil whippersnapper,or i'll hit you w/ my cane!!

    :shakie:
     
  11. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    3 rules for turning 50

    1. Never fart unless you are on the toilet with your pants down
    2. Always piss before you leave the house
    3. Never waste a hard-on (even if you're home alone)
     
  12. jorvik

    jorvik Sir Jorvik, Knight of the realm of JD

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    Well y'know as I get older, heck I get worse:ross:
    look at this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD0gOtALCaQ

    I think the blonde gal is wastin her time.she could play a finer tune on my old dick.....she certainly has the enthusiasm.and some would say the talent, which I think is wasted...she could get a far better tune out of my old hairy chode''and that Asian gal sure looks like she is itching for some Anal bashing..but hey that's just me........I have my own imterpretation of classical music
     
  13. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

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    I could loan ya one of mine. :manganr:

    Let's see, I've got you by only 3 years, but have had the canes since I was 34. One of 'em's pretty worn out now, but it's my favorite.

    Sometimes I wonder where all the time goes, too, but fuck if I'll worry about it.

    Hang in there, it only gets worse.:yuna:
    Just gotta make the best out of it.
     
  14. Climber

    Climber Huge member

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    Sigh...
    Right behind ya, AJD1... only 5, oops, 4, more quick months to go...
    i realized this year: i'm exactly halfway between 18 & 80... This is a Sad 'thot.'
    18: The first year of legal adult life;
    80, well, by 80, y'know you're 'old' then, & don't get offended when people say it;
    But halfway? As close to 80 as we are to 18? Ack!
    We're just trying to plateau, stay ON the hill, and not roll over it, to the "other side" to fully 'over the hill.'
    May your plateau stretch to the horizon.
    Cheers (and more leg lifts & pull-ups) to ya, :cheers:
    Climber
    PS Love that spiral clock pic; nice touch on the symbolism. :hypnotised:
     
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  15. colter

    colter Little member

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    Maybe you should consider a nice convertible. my Dad is 65 and he just got one, seems he feels a lot younger cruising around in his Z3.
     

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