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What knife did you use?

Poolshark Aug 24, 2021

  1. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    Came home today and the wife says "bedroom door broke"
    Well what does that mean?
    "The doorknob wont unlock, so I was trapped in the bedroom. I had to stick a knife in and jimmy the door open."
    Which knife did you use?
    "Oh one of your Jerzee Devil knives, not a good one, Ill just buy you another if its messed up"³

    Its not messed up...next time use a credit card for fucks sake.
     

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  2. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    If you need the name of a good divorce lawyer.... :manganr:
     
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  3. snache

    snache Should be a custom title here

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    Is that your "wife" in the Picture?
     
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  4. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    Let's hope not, yuck!
     
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  5. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    If either of you idiots think that picture of me with a knife is my wife, I hope I never meet your girlfriends...you're doing it wrong.
     
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  6. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    That's a relief, the way things are going these days nothing surprised me.
     
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  7. snache

    snache Should be a custom title here

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    I am much relieved also, but yeah I am probably doing it wrong too.
     
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    markandrex Thunderstruck Brigade Member

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    DAMN!:cutty:
     
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    xeodguy Little member

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    What does she regard as one of your "good" knives, and which one would she use to unclog the garbage disposal?
     
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  10. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    Just no eye for it at all,
    She would rather have a gas station knife.
    After all these years you'd think something would get through...nope
     
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  11. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Judy knows the difference.
    But then , her collection is nice by any standard.
    She'd probably go for her Buck 110 auto.
    That's her EDC. :bwah:
    I haven't even cut myself with any of the J.D. pieces. :tubtar:
    That being said , I know guys who carried and used the shit out of Devilstators.
    Ya use what ya got. :rapier:
     
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