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What Does A Kiss Taste Like?

magnum Feb 6, 2006

  1. magnum

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    Got a good laugh out of this:lafflol:

    WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."



    Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!!! It's a piece of Ass!!!"
     
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  2. Matches

    Matches Airport Bum Brigade Member

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    That's pretty good!:wolfgang:
     
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  3. rubicon327

    rubicon327 Huge member

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    Good one!:D:
     
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  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy hook in mouth

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    That is funny! :D:
     
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  5. TKC

    TKC Earthbound misfit Lady Devil

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    LOL!
     
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  6. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    damn funny, magnum!:wolfgang:
     
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  7. Raoul

    Raoul Commodore Postwhore

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    That was great!!!

    the best thing is........,these are really things that children say,in all their innocense!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  8. Planterz

    Planterz seriously nutz Brigade Member

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  9. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    hysterical man!

    Loandr.
     
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  10. UltraReef

    UltraReef Coral Reef Explorer

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    Classic bro. The way I heard it, it was lifesavers, the kid yells, "it's an asshole, spit it out!!" :lol: :) :)
     
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  11. magnum

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    I have heard that version as well both are funny!!:rofl:

    magnum
     

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