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Went to the Garden Center...

crogers Apr 17, 2017

  1. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    picked up some seeds, and I'm ready to plant my garden. I sure hope it grows!

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  2. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    I want one!
     
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  3. GEEZER

    GEEZER Beware The Ides of March Brigade Member

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    I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends...
     
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  4. Lapedog

    Lapedog Little member

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    Bacon is not kosher.

    We have a deal with the pigs, we don't eat them, they don't eat our corpses.
     
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  5. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    I always thought bacon grew on trees! I buy turkey bacon for me and as a treat for the dogs. :superd:
     
  6. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Had a pet pig ,,,,,,,,,once , Just don't grow up on a farm as a kid,,,,enough said
     
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  7. rbmcmjr

    rbmcmjr Nuclear Powered Devil

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    In college, I worked at a summer camp and we had two pigs. Their names were Jimmy Dean and Brown-n-Serve. Most of the younger kids didn't get it.
     
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  8. Lapedog

    Lapedog Little member

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    My mother used to babysit girls on a farm where there were horses named Sticky and Elmer.
     
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  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I hope I have better luck than with my experience raising chickens....

    Several years ago, I bought 50 chicks that came with a 90-day live guarantee... After 5 days, I went back to get them replaced 'cause they all had died.

    They replaced them all and I went back home. Two days later, back to get more since they'd all died again.

    The distributor says, "This is strange, we've never had to replace so many chicks for one buyer. Any idea why your chicks keep dying?"





    I said, "I'm not sure... maybe I'm planting them too deep?" :bobert:
     
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  10. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    I had a pet pig named Cleopatra. :uhaul:
     
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  11. desmodus

    desmodus Arc Sodium Administrator Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    lols, I fell for it.
     
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  12. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    It does! That's why I planted "Porky" so he'll grow big and strong and I can harvest fresh bacon every Spring! :madaddy:

    I'm not sure about that turkey bacon though. I've never planted any turkeys. Ate a few, butt* never planted any. :bwah:
     
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    You ate a few butts? I hope you used a bib.
     
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