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Web Bot Sees Catastrophe Coming 10/7/2008

Dr Mabuse Sep 24, 2008

  1. Lazerboy2000

    Lazerboy2000 Devil before dishonoUr

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    How's this for screwy?

    National Debt Clock Runs Out of Numbers
    http://gizmodo.com/5060256/yep-were-screwed-national-debt-clock-runs-out-of-numbers

    Actually you know we're fucked when Lego starts making Zombies!
    http://gizmodo.com/5060105/the-zombie-apocalypse-is-less-terrifying-in-lego
     
  2. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    I'm glad nothing happened, I'm almost out of TP!
     
  3. quasimodo

    quasimodo Level: True Devil

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    Yep.
    the end is near.

    We need titties.




    or else.
     
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  4. BIGG DOGG

    BIGG DOGG Little member

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    Hey Gringo!!
    What are you gettin' me for Christmas?
     
  5. Nathan S

    Nathan S Vaffanculo!!

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    Shit, I guess that means I'm gonna have to pay my bills on time. Dammit, you can never get a good catastrophe when you need one.
     
  6. Peter Lezard

    Peter Lezard Hobbit of Fortune

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    "Two men enter, one man leaves!" :bwah:

    Hell, corn gas is down to $2.66 in my area... Now I'll be able to afford the gas to drive my car to wallyworld greeter job when I'm 100 years old... :cheesydevil:
     
  7. Nathan S

    Nathan S Vaffanculo!!

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    I'm screwed:
     
  8. RoyalM

    RoyalM Commando Devil Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Does anyone have room for five 16 year old girls and two 16 year old boys?

    I struck a bargain at the local orphanage and had planned on using the boys as labor/guards/bloodbanks and girls for more domestic chores and breeding. Thought I would do my bit to get the human race repopulated quick after the 'fall'. I had planned on maybe trading a couple of the girls if I ran out of supplies but that would have been a last resort.

    Sadly I gambled on the fact I would be looting and fending off hordes of zombies by now. Instead i'm being bled dry of money and food by this lot. Help a fellow Devil out, maybe you have a mine, kitchen, plantation or elderly relative that needs a good worker?
     
  9. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    I seem to be overstocked in ammo and MREs. I could use a babysitter. Perhaps a trade could be worked out for one of the girls.
     
  10. Worker

    Worker Slacker Brigade Member

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    Fuckin lying ass WEB BOT....:cheesydevil:
     
  11. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    Kill the Web Bot!:bang:
     
  12. Iceman

    Iceman GI-NORMOUS member

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    I have dibs on the breeders! :leatherdevil :
     
  13. Kura

    Kura The Devil’s bloodline

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    So it passed? It’s over? Did I miss something? How come no one tells me these things!!!!!

    ....though I understand that on the 7th an unusual number of people woke up in the morning with a disruptive bowel
     
  14. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Okay, Mabuse owes me un-pee-stained undies and a tape job on my ribs. This is the funniest one-liner I've read at this joint in a LONG time!
     
  15. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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  16. norcal13

    norcal13 rated "e" for evil Brigade Member

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    circus animals are the best.
    this news is traumatizing.
     
  17. Michelle

    Michelle m1 Lady Devil

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    I don't know why but that right there bums me out more than my bank being bought out and the price of gas.

    That's tragic. Seriously. I can't imagine future generations of kids missing out. The best was the big "assortment" bag. Oatmeal choclate chip, regular chocolate chip, iced animal cookies, sugar cookies and those double fudge sandwich cookies all mixed together.

    Although the iced oatmeal raisen were damn good too.

    This sucks.

    m1
     
  18. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    I am so going to raid the grocery stores today.
     
  19. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    So is Archway cookies. I love those apricot filled ones.

    Oh yeah, I think I heard yesterday that they wont be
    minting Canadian Mapleleafs or gold American Eagles.
    If someone can verify, please do.
     
  20. fod

    fod Hand of the Box Master Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    So, did the web bot call it?
     

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