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Un-FUCKING Believable!!!!

stdlrf11 Jul 5, 2017

  1. stdlrf11

    stdlrf11 A Most Impressive Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I get to work this morning, after a four day weekend, and what do I find?

    A fucking email from my boss.

    "Dear Lee,

    Yada yada yada.... due to your outstanding performance..... yada yada leadership role... yada yada praise from your Senior VP..... yada yada more bullshit... Here's another fucking raise!"

    That's on top of the huge one I got last April, AND the one I got in January!

    Do you know how much I'm going to have to pay in taxes now?!?!?!?!?

    Fucking bullshit!
     
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2017
  2. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Bitch; bitch; bitch!
     
  3. markandrex

    markandrex Thunderstruck Brigade Member

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    Congrats, I'm certain you will get over it! The bastard!
     
  4. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Glad about the pay raise...really sorry about the extra taxes.
     
  5. SergeyR

    SergeyR Little Member

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    Jealous , now I have to go write similar email to myself .
     
    ded i, XtraMedium, begreen61 and 2 others like this.
  6. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    Man, some people really can't stand change! :bwah:

    Congrats!
     
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  7. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade LUC4 JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  8. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    Wow, that's pretty fucking unfortunate! Congrats man.
     
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  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    If you need any help handling that extra cash.... :madaddy:


    Congrats on the pay raise. Uncle Sam will appreciate it! :wallet:
     
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  10. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Whats a raise ?:congrats:
     
  11. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    Buy some JD Gear!

    CONGRATS, buddy! :ron:
     
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  12. XtraMedium

    XtraMedium Devil's Cohort JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Outstanding Sir!!!
     
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  13. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    :snoopydance:Doggone that's wonderful! :ssmile: Congrats!
     
  14. jskfla

    jskfla Average member

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  15. Rio

    Rio Como un angel JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman Brigade Member

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    Fuck if I do and fuck if I don't , wtf!!???? Do I say congrats and you kick me or say stfu crybaby and you kick me??? Is this a trick post???? :vwolf::bwah::bwah:
     
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  16. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    Hotwheels is a tricky fucker so I've found it best to read all his posts from that point of view. Here's what I want to know; how the fuck were you (Hotwheels) such an exemplary cog in the wheels of 'murican industry when you've been home watching Gilligan's Island reruns (recuperating) for so many weeks in the recent past?

     
  17. stdlrf11

    stdlrf11 A Most Impressive Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    What can I say? I'm a charming motherfucker, and I get shit done.
     
  18. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    :fixed: :bwah:
     
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  19. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Asked my boss for a raise today ,,he said you deserve one ,,He goes out and brings me a ten foot ladder ,I ask him whats this for ,,he said it was my raise . Fucker,,,,
     
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  20. Dustygmt

    Dustygmt Tiger Snot Expert JDBA Official Member

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    You sound like Captain Hadley from shawshank redemption. "Bunch of ball washing bastards".
     

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