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Thought For The Day

crogers Jul 8, 2017

  1. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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  2. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    No wonder my brain hurts..it's working hard..lol.
     
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  3. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    were all just a program s.
     
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  4. RangerNick

    RangerNick Average member

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    Go to any ER and ask a doctor or nurse just how stupid people are and they'll tell you, 'You wouldn't believe me if I told you'. Most people are barely functional, thats why we have police, emergency services, firemen, first aide kits, burn ointment, funeral parlors, ambulances, quick clot bandages, blowout kits, condoms, warning signs with pictures, well you get the picture.
     
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  5. desmodus

    desmodus Arc Sodium Administrator Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Speaking of emergency rooms, I once asked them (while I was waiting my turn) what was on average the crazier day or night of the year. They immediately answered halloween.

    Every year there is more bullshit in the er on Halloween than any other day.

    I'm sure there are some damned good stories we're missing out on.
     
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  6. gzb

    gzb SUPER Moderator* Super Moderator

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    I worked an ALS ambulance for years in the Aspen area.
    Halloween, with a plethora of zombies in full gory makeup, tripping on unknown psychedelics, and drunk to the point of falling down, always presented special fun...
     
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  7. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Make a special effort to stay out of the ER on Halloween - :yesman:
     
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    junglegoober Professor Bigdick JDBA Official Member

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    Or.. make it a point to stake out a corner in one and watch the fun.
     
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  9. Thanos74

    Thanos74 Should be a custom title here

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    As the old saying goes : You can't fix stupid!!! :D
     
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    Thanos74 Should be a custom title here

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  11. tedwilliams

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    Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
    my thoughts of the day are to turn on my brains, concentrate and finally sit down to write my dissertation. I hope to find a good resource that will help me.
     
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  12. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade Fire and Blood JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  14. Otto Carpenter

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    “Wisdom is what you get five minutes after you needed it.”
     
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