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This Made Me Laugh.. Santa at The Mall

mag1 Dec 15, 2012

  1. mag1

    mag1 No More Mr. Nice Guy Brigade Member

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  2. empyC

    empyC Average member

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    Oh boy, here we go. The systematic killing of childhoods. :devilcorn:
     
  3. JackBlades

    JackBlades former cerveca terminador

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    What do mall santas do the rest of the year?


    They drive school buses! :bwah:
     
  4. fod

    fod Hand of the Box Master Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    appropriate photo

    :ropeman::cry::manganr: cYQNO.jpg
     
  5. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    My sister had a boyfriend,back in 1975,when i was 13 and she was 23.

    He was a biker and bouncer at a local watering hole and took a seasonal xmas job at the local mall 1 year,as a "Santa"

    and my sister took the pics,,took the orders for prints etc..

    She went to the Mall a few days before xmas and found out her b.f. got shit faced at the bar he worked at and crashed his car,

    breaking his shoulder..

    What does she do????

    She takes me to the mall,dresses me up as Santa (mind you,i was 13) and i must have sat there w/ 50 kids in line that night,

    taking their turn,sitting up on my lap,some,not much younger than me and telling me what they wanted for xmas...

    I have pics of me somewhere and they are funny as fuck...

    Anyway...carry on..
     
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  6. Komitadjie

    Komitadjie Jay to the Dee, Y'All!

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    Talk about an awkward picture. :bwah:

    Little guy falls off, santa tries to keep him from going crash with a quick grab, someone has a camera at just the wrong moment... xD
     
  7. supersuby

    supersuby OG TRIPLE OG

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    Sounds like a scene from Bad Santa :bwah:
     

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