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The secret to a long life

Berkley Apr 13, 2017

  1. Berkley

    Berkley Ancient Life Form Brigade Member

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    A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning.
    The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93.
    When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren,
    and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

    :desmodus:
     
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  2. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Cool idea... pre-scattered ashes! :bwah:
     
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  3. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Cheap way to save.
     
  4. stdlrf11

    stdlrf11 A Most Impressive Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    My kid LOVED this joke!
     
  5. Dustygmt

    Dustygmt Tiger Snot Expert JDBA Official Member

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    That's good clean funny...
     
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  6. Lapedog

    Lapedog Little member

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    That's funny.
     
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  7. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    got to agree , and a good one at that,
     
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