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The Italian Tomato Garden

bohica1998 May 6, 2009

  1. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

    An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
    tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
    only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
    wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
    plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
    a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I
    know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
    Love, Vinnie

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
    dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
    old man and left.

    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
    the circumstances.

    Love you,

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