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The Corona Virus CV-19 Survival Thread AKA This is the End My Friend

El Gringo Feb 13, 2020

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    Good luck finding a kid that will fall for that. Get some candy you fuckin clown.
     
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    Update on the 'Vid: finally got to "taste" it for myself (is that a good thing?) I am 30 and it is honestly just an overgrown flu; when i finally started feeling symptoms i was queezy, threw up, headache etc etc, but day 3 after unitial symptom all is not perfect but very managable.
     
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    COVID DICK!

    An anonymous man in his 30s who had to be hospitalized after contracting COVID-19 last July now claims that the disease left him with a shrunken penis and erectile dysfunction.

    "When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seem to be left with a lasting problem. My penis has shrunk," the man wrote in a letter to Slate's "How To Do It" podcast.

    "Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average."
    Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist in Oregon, confirmed to the podcast hosts that "COVID d--- is like a real thing."
     
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