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The Corona Virus CV-19 Survival Thread AKA This is the End My Friend

El Gringo Feb 13, 2020

  1. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    Media hype. Butt*, remain vigilant.

    I think the number of deaths worldwide so far is like 2 days of car crash victims, not that that makes it any easier....

    Don't fucking hug me, either!
     
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  2. Blurred Memories

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  3. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    .....and if any of those dead car crash victims test positive for corona it would really throw off the numbers!
     
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  4. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  5. chutcher

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  6. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Probably worried about their jobs and scared to spend the cash that might be paying their next mortgage payment....
     
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  7. Worker

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    This is going to be really bad. I one hundred percent believe the Chinese lied about the death rate. They did not impose martial law and weld people into the homes because this is the flu.

    I think Italy is giving us a window into what we are dealing with.

    It also looks like it kills young people, so there will be that.

    I am guessing if they cant get a handle on this shit here in the USA in the weeks to come, probably millions dead.

    Just my opinion. Not trying to fear monger. I hope someone bumps this in a year to tell me how wrong I was. I do.
     
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  8. Stevo5657!

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    So true kinda hard throwing down 500 + on a knife not knowing if your going to be able to work next week. I bought my chab about a month ago when this was just something in China. But i bought a replicant today from blade hq. Probably not the best idea but i justified it by telling myself ive got plenty of guns to sell if i have too. Something tells me they will be in demand very quick on armslist if gun stores close. Anyway everyone please be safe and hope for the best but prepare for worst.
     
  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    CheatNotes.jpg
     
  10. chutcher

    chutcher JDBA OFFICIAL Member JDBA Official Member

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  11. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    opinions are like assholes.....

    is that why tp is off the shelf?
     
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  12. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    on a serious note

    i work at a fucking hospital with ‘active’ cases and on vents

    i will probably get this dirty ass virus stemmed from some dirty ass market in the butthole section of the world

    im kinda pissed

    raise your standards dirty ass humans
     
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  13. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Working in hospitals for many years, I was exposed to ALL GRADES OF SHIT. Fortunately, I didn't catch any of it.

    Be careful! There's only one of you! (Thank goodness! :bwah:)
     
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  14. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    very true

    to be honest, i haven’t had a cold or illness other than from too much drinking in 4 years!

    my immune system must be like hulk hogan from the 1980’s
     
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  15. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade LUC4 JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Having worked in hospitals and prisons for 30 years, my immune system laughs at pandemic illnesses.
     
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  16. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    The worst thing that happened to me was food poisoning from eating in the fucking cafeteria!! [​IMG]
     
  17. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    LOL
     
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  18. KaptainKürbstomp

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    For real though, I've been going out to various local sporting goods stores on a semi daily basis because "you can never have enough ammo" and the supply has pretty much evaporated. Just take a look at this.

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  19. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade LUC4 JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    See, in TX (makes me proud) its grocery stores still having eggs and tp, but there isnt any ammo anywhere to be found.
     
  20. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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