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The Corona Virus CV-19 Survival Thread AKA This is the End My Friend

El Gringo Feb 13, 2020

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I just couldn't passover :cheesydevil: this meme....

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Whadafuq do they expect?

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    I'm trying to do my share! :madaddy:
     
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    I'll tell you whats fucked though......Friday I had an older customer whos nephew works for the MBI (another customer as well), which is something like the FBI or some shit...hell i dont know, dude does always come in with the black suit when he drops his mommas (older customer's older sister) car off from the retirement place up the road. Anyways, guy tells me and the boss man (after showing him our golden pile of shit tickets recently acquired) that he and his family members were notified and advised to collect all necessities, and spend as much as they can on groceries to cover them for a 1-2 month period back in the MIDDLE OF FUCKIN DECEMBER. So he closes out December with $3500 in groceries and shit and over 1k in liquor. Then continues on his normal shopping each week for his wife and 2 kids who go to the college in town here. Man the government threw a fastball at us this time. The planned mass shootings, and school shootings just weren't working for them. This is the guy in the war room who has been saying for the past 10 or 15 years, "We need a good fucking virus to rock these fucks and bring em back into our control". All the other fucks at the table just wouldn't listen to him. So they kept on with the shootings and wars and political shit. Until they realized they weren't gonna get the reaction they needed out of us. Until now. This will be the year of learning a little bit of self reliance for me and my family. Need to get a garden going or something. Any reliable online places for seeds that y'all know of?
     
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    I got this idea in an email this morning. They're using it for motor oil. I believe it would be sufficient for alcohol....

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    It could even be expanded to hold more bottles.... :alcoholic:

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    Try it n let me know Chris ..I am running out of ideas. My car is off the road..no income no insurance ugh..2 more week's according to the Guvner..no assistance in place for Fleamarket peeps..guess I should have opted for early retirement. .all my fault..alcohol could sustain me 2 more weeks lol...
     
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  11. crogers

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    You can still sign up for Social Security. There will be income limits, etc. to deal with, but you can get a bit of cash every month. Jus' sayin'....
     
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    Yeah... don't we ALL?
     
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    Yes think your right Chris..I am waaay under income limits.....I appreciate the reminder of being older lol..
     
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    You're the one that brought up early retirement.... [​IMG]
     
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    Well, now we know....

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    Yep..lol
     
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