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The Corona Virus CV-19 Survival Thread AKA This is the End My Friend

El Gringo Feb 13, 2020

  1. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Social distancing during Spring Break....

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  2. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    dang most sprung before contact with epidermis
     
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  3. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I know. I would prefer that he have about 75% of them hanging off of various body parts.... [​IMG]
     
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  4. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT AS OFF SUNDAY NIGHT I SPIKED A FEVER AND THE SWEATS ,,LUNGS WERE KILLING ME ,,SHORTNESS OF BREATH ,, THE SHITS AND VOMITING ,,,,,,,HAVEN'T BEEN TESTED ,,I'M NOT A PRIORITY ,, AND A SORE THROAT . I FOUND SOME INFO ,THAT Quinine IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT TO THE PRESIDENT DRUG ,,WHICH HAPPENS TO BE IN TONIC WATER,, ZINC IS THE OTHER THING NEEDED TO HELP FIGHT VIRUSES SO I TOOK 150mg OF ZINC AND 4/5 OZS OF TONIC WATER AND MY FEVER AND SWEATS BROKE AND THE LUNGS STOPPED HURTING WITH IN 4 HOURS ,,THE THING IS IF I LAY DOWN MY FEVER COMES BACK SO I NEED TO SIT UP TODAY DAY 5 WITH SYMPTOMS ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I AM GOING CRAZY STUCK AT HOME ,,AND WILL BEAT THIS ,,,HELL I COULD HAVE THE PLAIN FLU BUT DON'T THINK SO BECAUSE I DID WEAR A MASK AND GLOVES ,, IT'S SO CONTAGIOUS IT ALMOST HAS TO BE THE CCP VIRUS (( I CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS ,,THE CCP NEEDS TO PAY )) FOR THERE MISHANDLING OF THE VIRUS .. I WILL BE FINE ,,,,,I SEND LOVE TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE AND DON'T WORRY ,,,,I MAY NOT BE OVER IT YET ,,,,BUT I AM A LOVER AND THAT WILL MAKE THE DIFFERENCE

    WALK in PEACE ,LOVE and BALANCE with all my RESPECT

    g
     
  5. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    G get well

    because of this tonic water is as scarce as tp around here

    biologically it makes sense

    i’ve been around the shit for 2 weeks at least to my knowledge

    if i die

    Bury my body, don't build any monument. Keep my hand outside so that the world knows, one who won the world had nothing in hand when he died
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    https://www.jerzeedevil.com/threads/ancient-greek-coins.45282/page-5

    nails in his knuckles
     
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  6. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I'm thinking about getting one of these....

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    Of course, I'll spell "Opioid" correctly! :facepalm:
     
  7. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  8. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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  9. knifepuppet

    knifepuppet Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    G & A, I hope you guys be well.

    Apdallaround, You are so brave and lucky.

    If I was you I'd rather pay 1 million $ to keep myself away from hospitals during the whole year of the rat.
     
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  10. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    appreciated knifepuppet!

    i’m not very brave. i am in love with repairing devices that help keep humans alive when they can’t do it on their own. beyond that let God sort them out. its my destiny proven many times over in these 8+ years. if it kills me i’ll die performing my calling. i do worry about my kids though.

    seriously the NURSES need the props! professional angels!

    smoke and prayers everyone!
     
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  11. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Contrary to popular opinion, bigger ain't always betterer....

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  14. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  15. rock3r4life

    rock3r4life Sir shtablington

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    We can always go to our ancestral neighbors (monkeys) and ask them what they do when they are out.
     
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  16. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    They generally scoop it up with their bare hands and throw it an whoever is nearby.... :cheesydevil:
     
  17. crogers

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  18. crogers

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    PreMatureSocialDistancing.gif
     
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    It's hard to believe that there were only 150 Covid-19 fatalities in the USA just three weeks ago.
     
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  20. chutcher

    chutcher JDBA OFFICIAL Member JDBA Official Member

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    No it is not really. That is how viruses spread, just like the flu. Where are the 2,000,000 deaths they were predicting a few weeks ago?
     
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