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The Corona Virus CV-19 Survival Thread AKA This is the End My Friend

El Gringo Feb 13, 2020

  1. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    So... if the kill ratio of the common flu is so deadly compared to the Corona virus, how come they don't lock down entire cities every year for flu season? Why aren't cruise ships turned away from port every time a passenger comes down with the flu?

    What's the bioweapons labs gonna come up with next year... something to give the enemy a strong case of the sniffles?

    Thoughts...
     
  2. Stevo5657!

    Stevo5657! Little Member

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    I never thought of it that way. I have thought we are not being told the complete truth especially coming out of China. What about other countries where this has spread, could they be lying to about severity and how lethal virus is?
     
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  3. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    First off, start this shit up so you youngsters will get El Gringo's reference....



    Everyone's worried about the Coronavirus (Worldwide death count 1,000+ and climbing) and ignoring the common flu. According to the CDC, between 12,000 and 30,000 people have died from the flu in the United States ALONE! That figure is only from 1 October 2019 through 1 February 2020. That includes about 60 children.
    https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/preliminary-in-season-estimates.htm

    Now, go wash them nasty hands!! [​IMG]

    Edit: Forgot my own obscure reference...

    "The horror. The horror...."
    - Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
     
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  4. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    It';s just FEAR PORN used by the Main street media ,,it's a ploy by the Chinese to divert the attention of whats going on in Hong Kong ,,,my 2 cents,,,,,

    g
     
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  5. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    That's kinda my point.
    So you believe only 1000 died from Corona.... yet they lock cities up tighter than a dolphins butt hole..?

    They're telling us that in 4 months the flu killed 12-30 K ( not very precise, are they? ) in the US alone.?… you'd see panic in the streets. I think that numbers bullshit. In PA I'm pretty sure something like 15 elderly people died from the flu this year.
     
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  6. El Gringo

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    Is the US in on the fear porn too... cause they're building quarantine facilities near military bases.
     
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  7. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    I believe the Media is and if your information is based on main streem like cnn or msnbc I don't believe most what they say . and this could get political so we got to watch what we post ,,I holding back right now ,,because all this that is happening is all political but we are fed what they in control of the media want us to believe and think ,, keeping us in fear has always been a diversion for most governments mainly ours .
     
  8. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Here's a quick tell..................if someone tells to you turn your head and cough , and they aren't gently clutching your ball sack , they are worried about illness and disease.
    Not a hernia.
    That's all I got.
     
  9. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    wellm said,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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  10. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    under extreme magnification the coronavirus doesnt look so bad
    [​IMG]

    damn, that was a really really bad joke
     
  11. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    I always wondered what your nuts are supposed to do in his hand when you cough. I'm thinking its just a ploy for the dude to get his hands on your sack.
     
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  12. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    cremasteric reflex
     
  13. Flip Tripper

    Flip Tripper Huge member JDBA Official Member

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    Fuckin' wash down that Bat Soup-n-shit!! :bat:He walked on down the hall, and....
     
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  14. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Some people just find themselves a woman doctor.... :madaddy:
     
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  15. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I heard that type Corona Virus goes really well with a wedge of Lyme Disease.... :bwah:
     
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  16. Worker

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    I am heading to my bunker. With a shit ton of Toilet Paper!
     
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  17. Worker

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    I once knew a homeless gentlemen named Denny. I used to manage a car dealership and he would come in and ask for money. Not small amounts, but like 80 bucks. The first time, I was like no way. I have a good friend who worked there and he gave Denny the money. I was like are you crazy. He said Denny promised to pay him back, he just needed money for a hotel room as his girlfriend and him had a bottle and needed a shower.

    Well Denny paid him back like a week later. With in months we were like Denny's bank. He would borrow money and always pay it back. No matter the amount and always in full.

    Denny lived in a tent behind the car wash at the Chevron down the street.

    I grew very fond of him. He was in his sixties. He was from the south and had a deep southern accent and he was so polite. He was fun to talk to. He really was a true gentleman.

    This went on for years.

    One day he was at the hotel and he told his girlfriend he was going to die. He said he knew it was coming today. She said, we need to get you to the hospital. She was panicked.

    Denny said, No I am just going to sit right here and die in this comfortable hotel chair. He passed a few hours later in that chair.
     
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  18. El Gringo

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    I have my replica 1918 English trench hat at the ready. ( for those that can read between the lines, and mortality rates )
    Tip....If you have a shower all that toilet paper isn't that necessary.
     
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  19. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    And for those that survive this horrid Corona Virus outbreak.
    They now have reason to believe it could lay dormant in you for years after initial reaction.
    When it awakens!
     
  20. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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