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the Arrogance of authority

bubba-san Jan 12, 2012

  1. bubba-san

    bubba-san Katanakaji Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old
    rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
    drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over
    there.....", as he pointed out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority
    of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket,
    he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this
    badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On anyland
    !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do
    you understand ?!!"

    The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw
    the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big
    Santa Gertrudis bull......





    With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed
    likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The
    officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the
    fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....


    "Your badge, show him your BADGE........ !
     
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  2. lachrymalex

    lachrymalex hellion on point

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    *yawn


    lame.:devilfinger:
     
  3. EOD13

    EOD13 Balisong Addict JDBA Official Member

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    Very funny :bwah:

    I could actually see this happening in alot of places which is sad though :devilroll:
     
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  4. bubba-san

    bubba-san Katanakaji Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    yo mama told me that one ! Yawn:devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger::devilfinger:
     
  5. lachrymalex

    lachrymalex hellion on point

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    again with resorting to "Your Mom" phrases. still mad i got your Muslim joke thread deleted?
     
  6. bubba-san

    bubba-san Katanakaji Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    again with you being a turd. Funny why do I have more friends than you ???????
     
  7. lachrymalex

    lachrymalex hellion on point

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    because your "PTSD" has caused you to lapse into schizophrenia, that's why. those aren't friends, they're just voices in your head, telling you to go and fuck yourself off of a bridge in Cleveland, Ohio.

    you need a drink. a couple, actually. maybe then you'll stop trolling the forum looking for any posts you can find to neg.
     
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  8. apdb90

    apdb90 Diabolus Lux Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    :devilcorn:
     
  9. bubba-san

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    Your daddy too.
     
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  10. EOD13

    EOD13 Balisong Addict JDBA Official Member

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    :devilcorn::popcorn::Popcorn2::popcorneating:
     
  11. cornnutt

    cornnutt Knife Junkie Brigade Member

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    :lmao:
     
  12. LurtzWV-6

    LurtzWV-6 ZOOM-SMASH-WHOOSH Lady Devil

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    Did you get real butter on that?:ropeman:
     
  13. lachrymalex

    lachrymalex hellion on point

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    for being an elderly kind of retard, with 40+ years of assorted faggotry under your belt, your insult repertoire is surprisingly lacking any good material. guess you better stick with insulting religious and political figures.
     
  14. EOD13

    EOD13 Balisong Addict JDBA Official Member

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    Kettle corn this time so no :bwah:
     
  15. lachrymalex

    lachrymalex hellion on point

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    "You are a punk ass chicken shit bitch!"

    LMAO. YOU MAD BRO?

    [​IMG]

    at least i sign my neg rep.
     
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  16. lachrymalex

    lachrymalex hellion on point

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    kettle corn is fucking awesome. this is the one thing me and my girl disagree on. she buys that movie popcorn bullshit.
     
  17. EOD13

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    Successful derailing of thread is successful. That is all.
     
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  18. bubba-san

    bubba-san Katanakaji Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Talk is cheap junior
     
  19. apdb90

    apdb90 Diabolus Lux Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Oh boy, does that mean there's going to be a fight on the playground after school?????? :bwah:
     
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  20. bubba-san

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    I sure hope so :manganr::manganr::manganr::manganr:
     

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