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  1. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
     
  2. BaByGoTtHeRuNz

    BaByGoTtHeRuNz Enormous member

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    Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?

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    other than the jail part I had a really good time with you

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    I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
     
  3. norcal13

    norcal13 rated "e" for evil Brigade Member

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    still the best for a few laughs.
     
  4. fod

    fod Hand of the Box Master Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Indeed :bwah:

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    At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."

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    That's literally the perfect eulogy
     
  5. Dutchtracker

    Dutchtracker Down For Life Brigade Member

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    (770):®Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now

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  6. deedeelich64

    deedeelich64 JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    (281): Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.

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    I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.

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    The tryst?

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    The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
     
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