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  1. b-mac

    b-mac Mac Daddy Devil

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    we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.


    brock?
     
  2. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??

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    Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
     
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  3. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

    (301):
    I accept this challenge.
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    (813):
    We shouldn"t be alone together

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    you didn"t say that yesterday

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    you weren't married yesterday
     
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  4. Ken Brock

    Ken Brock Who's Awesome? Super Moderator

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    could have been............................................
     
  5. Lazerboy2000

    Lazerboy2000 Devil before dishonoUr

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    She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
     
  6. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.

    Real evidence of a poop taco?
     
  7. coronelli

    coronelli Reaper of Endsville

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    i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.


    Anyone we know...?
     
  8. Tank Buster

    Tank Buster Rattlehead Devil

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    hahahaha!!! That's good shit.
     
  9. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
     
  10. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    I'm fucking your sister right now.

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    You motherfucker

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    She's next.
     
  11. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
     
  12. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    Bea Arthur died yesterday

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    You shut your stupid mouth

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    Betty White is next, I just know it.

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    Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.


    They were right.
     
  13. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    awkward

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    pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

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    I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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    dream job:

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    I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
     
  14. Cyborg13454

    Cyborg13454 rorschach member

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    not from TFLN but one I received from a friend yesterday--

    "So an old man pooped in the lobby at my work."
     
  15. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
     
  16. siriusaudio

    siriusaudio THE SERIOUS™

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    i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
     
  17. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    That's my area code. :ross::bwah:
     
  18. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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    (301): MAHH!!! THE MEATLOAF!!
    Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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    Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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    (619): does TKD live in San Diego?
    I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
     
  19. dirtyjerzangel27

    dirtyjerzangel27 The Devils' Astrologist Lady Devil

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    Love this website

    A few of my fellow 201-er's fabulous sarcasm and humor:



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    dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??

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    Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

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    I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.

    (201): View more from New Jersey

    i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line

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    I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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    She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
     
  20. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.



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    You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
     
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