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Stupid bitch

falcon125 Mar 15, 2014

  1. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Actually recently watch a documentary about the Komoto and they now believe they actually have venom glands like a snake, it's not the bacteria...looks like we would have defenative proof one way or the other by now...but apparently it's still up for debate...go figure
     
  2. Amotek

    Amotek Eerie Ver Sable Brigade Member

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    Look Ma no hands! :devilzeek:devilfinger::devilwag::devilfinger::devilzeek
     
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  3. OnceBitten

    OnceBitten Momma said I'd go blind Brigade Member

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    I find that horrifically funny.....


    you sick bastard.

    :bwah:
     
  4. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    But

    Have you ever spanked your monkey?:madaddy:
     
  5. Kezk

    Kezk JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    :bwah::bwah: Nice win
     
  6. Shike

    Shike knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    I reckon I have:manganr::devilwag:
     
  7. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Saw the link, she would have known the danger she is in right off.
    I tend to agree but will someone import a pair of mating penguins so I can get my egg to eat. :jdwink2:

    Rosie
     
  8. RNST

    RNST Entrusted Devil Super Moderator

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    Look what my :google: found on the Reptile Forum UK! :bwah:

    Komodo dragon for sale?
    Komodo Dragon Quantity in Basket: 1
    Code: KD
    Price: $100,099.99


    A website selling komodo dragon as live pet, or meat? Wtf.. not cheap either



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  9. Shike

    Shike knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    I clicked on the "Pigtail Macaques" and not sure if he wants to sell him yet..:ropeman:

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  11. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    Goofy (in a "monkey-fucker" sort of way) looking fella...
     
  12. Shike

    Shike knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Pigtails are pretty big but also probably the most gentle of the macaques. I betcha that house is a pig sty:devilzeek:manganr:
     
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    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    That was the chimp that had just been given Xanax because he was agitated already. Xanax made him go apeshit!!

    Assholes will sue over anything...my bitch neighbor took me to court 2 years ago for shooting firearms (upset her animals), riding 4 wheelers and dirt bikes (I should have known it was getting dust inside her house through her screened in deck), and my dogs got on there property a few times. I'm outside the f**king city limits and she asks for $250,000. In the end I had to put up a fence around my property. Whatsup with women with jacked up faces these days?? Damn this lady looks like a buzzard. Sorry for jacking your thread.
     
  15. corjzg

    corjzg Hittin' Switches

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    In her defense, it did get eaten off by a chimp.

    Yeah it's not like you were doing anything of concern... Discharging firearms in a residential area, riding off road vehicles in the yard, dogs running loose and unsupervised. It's a mystery why your bitch neighbor was pissed :tardrule:
     
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  16. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    Good fences make for good neighbors, or in your case a neighbor one can tolerate begrudgingly...

     
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    Firing guns outside city limits on 45 acres is my right, and I'll never stop. This isn't residential, this is 2 houses in a 5 mile radius and I doubt my Yorkies would hurt her too bad. And I'm sorry, it doesn't take 150 million to fix a face
     
  18. Mpsecare

    Mpsecare Owl Man

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    Bubbles never hurt anyone.

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    amen74 Down For Life

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    True. Bubbles had Never Never Land to keep him happy though. :manganr:
     
  20. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    People who are too dumb to live sometimes survive their catastrophic bad choices and mistakes -and then want the rest of the world to pay.

    Sadly they are too stupid to understand why they should have known better in the first place.
     
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