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Soup Monger

SoToo Mar 3, 2010

  1. Soup_Monger

    Soup_Monger Should be a custom title here

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    Nope... I was too late for breakfast.

    I'll have one next time. ;)
     
  2. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    :sotoo:


    It's NEVER too late for breakfast!!! :mabuse:
     
  3. Str8ShooterEsq

    Str8ShooterEsq Wartime Consigliere Brigade Member

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    Corn on the Cob
    Creamed Corn
    Corn Meal
    Grits (yeah, it's corn - and it's for breakfast)
    Indian Corn (not very PC I suppose)
    Feed Corn (Jersey cows gotta eat)
    Maize ("We call it maze." "Yeah, well, we call it CORN bitch!")
    Baby Corn
    Corn Syrup
    Pop Corn
    Corn Bread
    Corn Pudding
    Grilled Corn
    et cetera

    Where's Forrest Gump when you need him?
     
  4. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    I saw him drive by...... or maybe that was Bobby Bouché. :idunno:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. culpeper

    culpeper Devil May Hare

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    When I eat corn I chew the shit out of it and yet it always comes out full kernels. One of the mysteries of life. Check it out next time you get off the can.
     
  6. Str8ShooterEsq

    Str8ShooterEsq Wartime Consigliere Brigade Member

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  7. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    OMG... you look at your own shit? :devilzeek

    :bwah: :ropeman: :bwah:

    Same thing with peanuts... eat a few peanuts, and the next day you shit a PayDay. Very interesting anomaly. :cheesydevil:
     
  8. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    A more thought provoking and intellectual thread if there ever was one. I patiently await the conclusion of the breakfast food issue. I'll just lurk here for now.:manganr:

    :devilcorn:
     
  9. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    Sorry for your wait, sir... I'll have pics for you shortly. [​IMG]
     
  10. Str8ShooterEsq

    Str8ShooterEsq Wartime Consigliere Brigade Member

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    I think I hurt myself laughing.
     
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  11. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    Thank you for your concern. :ross:
     
  12. SugarSkull

    SugarSkull Ring Of Bone

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  13. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    :thumbsup:
    Bravo Mr. Skull….BRAVO!!!
     
  14. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    :toetap: :time:
    :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed3:


    :snooze:
     
  15. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    Between this and the IronWolf zingers, you're really on a roll lately.
    I'm making it all the way through your posts, and you're crackin' me up.
    Did you switch meds or something? Clue me in, man, I need all the help I can get. :bwah:
     
  16. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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    No new meds... but the food here ain't been too bad. :madaddy:
     
  17. e3ck

    e3ck toolmaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    maybe it's just a sudden change in temp.
     
  18. culpeper

    culpeper Devil May Hare

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    They teach in the military to look at your own shit. Some guys get pretty damn good at it too. "Hey Little Joe, take at look at this and tell me what the fuck is this shit?"
     

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