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So True.... maybe

24thMED Jan 6, 2009

  1. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

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    +So true...


    > Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
    >
    > 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes
    to
    > his truck and gets his to show Jack.
    >
    > 2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
    > and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
    > traumatized students and teachers.
    >
    > ++++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
    >
    > 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
    up
    > Best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
    >
    > 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
    Charge
    >
    > them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
    >
    > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    >
    > 1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
    He
    > then sits still in class.
    >
    > 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School
    > gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
    >
    > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives
    > him a whipping.
    >
    > 1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
    > College, and becomes a successful businessman.
    >
    > 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to
    foster
    > care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist
    that
    > she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.
    Billy's
    > Mom has affair with psychologist.
    >
    > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to
    > school.
    >
    > 1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking
    > dock.
    >
    > 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
    Car
    > searched for drugs and weapons.
    >
    > +++++++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
    >
    > 1956 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
    > special school for expectant mothers.
    >
    > 2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
    > the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion
    > without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told
    > to be more careful next time.
    >
    > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    >
    > 1956: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    >
    > 2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
    > articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
    > requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
    > against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English
    banned
    > from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing
    > lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
    >
    > +++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of
    July,
    > puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
    >
    > 1956 - Ants die..
    >
    > 2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
    domestic
    > terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
    > computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is
    > never allowed to fly again.
    >
    > +++++++++++++++++++++
    >
    > Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his
    knee.
    >
    > He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort
    him.
    >
    > 1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    >
    > 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
    She
    > faces 3 years in State Prison.
     
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  2. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Ohhhhh... for the good, old days! :jdwink2:
     
  3. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

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    Amen...
     
  4. texastonydobbs

    texastonydobbs Texas Tony

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    Excellent post !
     
  5. luckyguy

    luckyguy Average member

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    Good post, it's just sad that this is what the world has come to.
     
  6. Jorge Banner

    Jorge Banner Down For Life

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    That exactly how it is.

    Now let's bring the good times back. And step on anyone who resists like he was some kind of bug.

    These times are sick.

    :jdvomit:
     
  7. Cadi Con Carne

    Cadi Con Carne Kwitcherbitchin' Lady Devil

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    The guy that I "assaulted" in High School should've gotten ridiculed for getting stomped by a girl, rather than congratulated that he got me arrested.

    Great post, and sadly true...
     
  8. Peter Lezard

    Peter Lezard Hobbit of Fortune

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    I would rather DIE than go through the rest of my life knowing I called the cops on a girl! What a fucking panty-waste!
     
  9. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

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    OMFG! where does he live... I wanna go kick his ass now for being such a fucking pussy... god dammit...he called the cops... god dammit...
     
  10. Cyborg13454

    Cyborg13454 rorschach member

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    even the 90's were way better than it is now. at least for me. but I was under 10 in the 90's so maybe I don't count
     
  11. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

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    Nope, ya don't.

    Jus' kidding.

    It's a sad fuckin' state of affairs these days.:angry_devil::angry_devil::angry_devil:
     
  12. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    Same here!

    My Dad would probably have killed me, just to keep the family respectable!!!
     
  13. dtownknifekid

    dtownknifekid Huge member

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    Im not really sure how it was in 1956 but 2006 is spot on. Great post.
     

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