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Preaching to the quior

dazr4 Jan 26, 2009

  1. dazr4

    dazr4 Huge member

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    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a
    whiteT-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
    station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
    stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
    pay.

    Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
    don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
    conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
    own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
    than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
    lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
    neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
    hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
    can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
    concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.

    No wonder men are happier
     
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  2. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    Thats good! I feelin happier already:sinister:
     
  3. dazr4

    dazr4 Huge member

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    Thanks Gringo, Just posting some of the one's that made me smile!:devilcorn:
     
  4. Michelle

    Michelle m1 Lady Devil

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    What a great post.

    I concur on 99.9% of it.

    Best of all, I love the title of the thread.

    We can add to that list of things men don't worry about.

    spelling.


    :bwah:

    m1
     
  5. dazr4

    dazr4 Huge member

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    I'm usually very good with my spelling, but you got me:firedevil
     
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  6. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    Ya when I saw the title I was afraid it was gonna be a Catholic joke.
     
  7. englishmark

    englishmark Wicked Gardener

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    BOOM.............right between the eyes.
     
  8. Jorge Banner

    Jorge Banner Down For Life

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    It's true dazr4. We are.

    Michelle that was cruel. But who needdz spelling when we are so happy? :manganr:
     
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  9. dazr4

    dazr4 Huge member

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    LMAO!!!!:decisions:devil1: You'd think I'd know better too, my wife is a music teacher! Beer will getcha' every time!
     
  10. SugarSkull

    SugarSkull Ring Of Bone

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    Have ye yet to discover yon spell checker?:devilroll:
     
  11. bootstrenf

    bootstrenf BRB- starting epic threads

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    if men are happier, why do women live longer???
     
  12. RoyalM

    RoyalM Commando Devil Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Here we go then:

    [youtube]nGRPFUYUUdQ[/youtube]​
     

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