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L33731 Feb 22, 2006

  1. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    The Blue Pigeon.

    The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix .

    He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

    It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

    'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
    Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

    The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

    All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

    The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

    The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.

    Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?

    Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

    Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?


    Nooooooo!


    The mayor asked:

    'Do you have a blue Mexican?'
     
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  2. englishmark

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    In my town, an Irishman was just sentenced to 1 year in prison for riding his bike with no lights.


    The judge told him he was lucky...............if it had been dark he would of got 2 years.
     
  3. waterdogs

    waterdogs Brigade Member Brigade Member

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  4. primal13

    primal13 Bluebeard Brigade Member

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  5. Markous

    Markous as a kite Brigade Member

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    Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?







    If he was gonna be impotent he might as well look impotent.
     
  6. SoToo

    SoToo paranoid self-destroyer

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  7. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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  8. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Squared ! :bwah::bwah::bwah::bwah:
    I will be using " Eat SHIT , that's why " in all future debates.
     
  9. RNST

    RNST Entrusted Devil Super Moderator

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    Sarah Jessica Parker :bwah:


    Funny :D
     
  10. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    It just keeps getting better and better.:deadevil::funnyshit:

    With exception of the pedophile jokes. THEY SUCK!!:badidea:
     
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  11. waterdogs

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    An inner-city junior high school English teacher was trying to get her class to expand their vocabulary by using new words in a sentence. "OK, Tyrone", she said, "I want you to use the word "dictate" in a sentence".
    Tyrone scratched his head for a minute, and replied "Lass nite, I axe Shaniqua how do my dictate"....
     
  12. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    All right..........that's enough.
    It pisses me off to no end when someone repeats jokes with blatant negative racial stereotypes..............and gets them wrong.
    It was the Little Rascals in school
    The assignment was to spell a word as supplied by the teacher , then use the word in a sentence.
    It was Buckwheat who was called upon and everyone was shocked when he spelled the word " dictate " correctly.
    He was , however , stumped on it's application.
    He stammered for a moment , then said " Hey Darla.................tell de class how my dictate "
    If yo can't be political , at least be correct ! :bwah::bwah::bwah:
     
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  13. Storm308

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    That is some funny shit right there !:bwah::bwah:
     
  14. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    How many black men does it take to shingle a roof?.........


    Depends on how thin you slice em.


    I got one from a KKK member that scared the shit out of me back about 1981.

    Why do some black people have wide flat noses?

    Cause when their born the doctor puts em face down on the floor, steps on the back of their head.............
    and rips their tail off.

    He laughed like hell.

    I hope that was offensive enough.
     
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  15. Markous

    Markous as a kite Brigade Member

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    What do spinach and anal sex have in common?












    If you didn't like them as a kid you probably don't as an adult.
     
  16. kayakjax

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    Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Saudi Air 511, you are cleared to land on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air 511: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised!"

    Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Iran Air 711, you are cleared to land on runway 27L."

    Iran Air 711: "We are cleared to land on the infidel's runway 27L. Allah is great."

    (Pause)

    Saudi Air 511: "Atlanta tower! Atlanta tower!"

    Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

    Saudi Air 511: "You have cleared both our aircraft for the same runway in opposite directions! We are on a collision course! Instructions please!"

    Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go ahead and tell Allah "hey" for us."
     
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  17. m1marty

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    How is an Iraqi prisoner like a cue ball?


    The harder you hit him, the more english you get out of him.
     
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  18. waterdogs

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    What is an "L.A.P.D. Poker Hand"?















    Four clubs and a spade....
     
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  19. Markous

    Markous as a kite Brigade Member

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    Whats the difference between jelly and jam?












    You can't jelly your cock down your womans throat
     
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  20. englishmark

    englishmark Wicked Gardener

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    A few weeks ago the British Prime Minister promised to flush the taliban from Pakistan...........................Now it's under ten feet of water...............:demented:
     

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