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  1. snache

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    Why don't you see black people on cruise ships?
    They're not falling for that again.
     
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    My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.


    So, I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
     
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    What's the difference between a little boy and bag of cocaine?
    Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
     
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  4. crogers

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    After my wife died I couldn’t look at women for 20 years...


    but, when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it!
     
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    What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?

    Taking off the diaper

    poop-2.jpg
     
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  6. crogers

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    If I'm ever on life support, unplug me...


    then plug me back in, and see if that works.
     
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  7. Pinoy Knife

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    how long should i wait before i plug it back in ?? (he-he)
     
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  8. Samb

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    No less than 2 hours, just to be sure.
     
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    Sick, but funny!
     
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    A Texas horse rancher is on his honeymoon with his Southern bride. As they are checking into their suite, the desk clerk asks "Sir, would you like the bridal?"
    The rancher replied "Naw! I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."
     
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  11. crogers

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    My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with a window view of the entire city, that I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel.


    My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
     
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    Lie to them. Don't forget to lie about the size of your dick too. Girls like surprises.
     
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  13. crogers

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    I always tell them it's 12 inches. Wouldn't want to scare them off with the truth. :madaddy:
     
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    Why did the semen cross the road?
    I wore the wrong socks today.
     
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    Don't think you'll have to worry about that.
     
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    My friend is a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing him of bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. We think they are completely crazy.


    4G must've fried their brains.
     
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    How are children like cellphones?
    If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.
     
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    I can count on one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl.


    It's 14.
     
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    How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 stool?
    Turn it upside down.
     
  20. crogers

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    My neighbor came over today. She's the only person in the neighborhood that uses the old-fashioned clothesline. She accused me of stealing her underwear and demanded that I give them back!


    She caught me so off-guard with her accusations, I nearly shit her panties!
     
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