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  1. crogers

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    My girlfriend of many years got pissed at me for using her toothbrush. Really? After all the things we've done together?












    And besides, can you tell me a better way to get dog shit out of the sole of your sneakers?
     
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    I told my girlfriend that my fantasy was to have two women at the same time. She agreed.















    But, she got really pissed off when she found out that she was neither of them.
     
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    I was watching this Mexican magician on TV the other day. Juan del Magnifico, I think that called him.

    He was pretty good. I especially liked his final trick...

    he said, "Uno... Dos...", then he disappeared without a tres! :cheesydevil:
     
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    When an Islamic terrorist buys a sex doll....













    does it blow itself up? :cheesydevil:
     
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    I find that younger women tend to scream a lot in bed...

























    maybe, they're just surprised to see me peeking in the window. :bwah:
     
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    I asked this young cutie at the gym what her New Year's resolutions were.

    She said, "Fuck You!"
















    So, I'm pretty excited for 2019! :madaddy:
     
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    Watching sex on TV with your parents is awkward, isn't it?




























    Hell, I didn't even know mine knew how to use a camcorder! :madaddy:
     
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    The new German Coast Guard radio operator was working his first solo shift at the listening station. Around the middle of his shift, the radio crackled to life, "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

    "Zis is tha German Coast Guard. Vat can ve do for you?"

    "MAYDAY! We're sinking!" came the reply.

    "Vell, dat doesn't seem to be much of ein emergency... vat are you sinking about?" :cheesydevil:
     
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    Genetic scientists have combined a donkey with an onion....











    got a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye! :bwah:
     
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    Back when I was a student, one of my classmates got caught jacking-off in the shower.
















    Doesn't sound like much, but it ruined our field trip to Auschwitz! :cheesydevil:
     
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