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L33731 Feb 22, 2006

  1. Kelper

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    I actually felt the same way. The only problem is that some dumbasses probably would think that way, not realizing the actual meaning of that symbol.
     
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    My girlfriend just asked me, "Of all my friends, who would you most want to sleep with?"












    Well, I don't know the right answer, but "Nikki" isn't it! :bwah:
     
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    I can't believe you said that! Do you still have a girlfriend?
     
  8. Bobert

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    "I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

    'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

    'Yeah,' I said, 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

    So I told her to fuck off. "
     
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    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    I saw a good one recently where someone wrote "The last thing my dog said to me was You took too much acid"! :bwah:
     
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    A mixed-race kid came home from school and asked his dad "Am I more Jew or more black?"

    "Why would that matter?" asked dad.

    "Well, this kid at school wants to sell his bike for $50, and I don't know whether to talk him down to $35 or just steal it!"
     
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    Indeed ! With the other one, you have to strap a 2-by-four across yer ass to keep from falling in !:ronl:
     
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    The young Warrior had just returned from a very successful hunt with fellow warriors Red Hawk and Running Bear and he could see that the old Chief was very pleased. He decided that the time was right to ask the Chief about something he had been wondering about. He approached the Chief and said: Is it true that when you do the honor of naming a new born you choose a name from the first thing you see when you come out of your TP in the morning of the birth? Why yes it is, why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?
     
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    Boy thats an old classic haven't heard that in 20 years ,,
     
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    True, I ran across it again my self and it still cracked me up, and I've enjoyed the jokes you have all posted and thought perhaps it would brighten someones day. Regards
     
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    Speaking of oldies....

    This fellow walks into the drugstore and asks the Pharmacist for some condoms. "What do you need? A single, three-pack, or do you need the 144-piece party pack in assorted colors?"

    The guy thought for a second and said, "I got a new, hot girlfriend. I think I'm gonna be real busy. Better hook me up with that party pack!"

    Couple months later, the same guy comes in and asked the Pharmacist for a Maternity bra. The Pharmacist says, "What bust?"

    He answers, "One of the blue ones!"
     
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    how do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
















    pick him up and suck his dick
     
  19. crogers

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    Smucker's jam is merging with Folger's coffee.

    They're either gonna call the new company "Smolger's" or ... they've decided to call it "Smolger's"! :madaddy:
     
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    A bus load of women went over a cliff and they were all killed.

    All of their husbands were mourning for a month. After that month, only one husband continued to mourn. This went on for several months.

    Finally, some of the other husbands asked him, "Why are you still mourning?"

    "Well," he replied, "my wife missed the bus!"
     
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