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Shike Feb 13, 2015

  1. Shike

    Shike knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

    With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

    'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed, 'for me?'
    'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
  2. djdawg

    djdawg Huge member

    This is funny ............:manganr:

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