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OG S.Q.A.T. (Stupid Question Amnesty Thread)

FL[!]P Sep 30, 2011

  1. AnthonyTheAbyss

    AnthonyTheAbyss Godzilla Size Member JDBA Official Member

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    I am disappointment in you're gramma:unintroduced:

    ***I'll sell you mine for $10,000 (shipping included because I like you)
     
  2. Linos

    Linos baliholickydexbender JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    .....how much for your sig?
     
  3. AnthonyTheAbyss

    AnthonyTheAbyss Godzilla Size Member JDBA Official Member

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    I think you would have to liquidate that 401K.

    ***She's THE true "great one"
     
  4. Linos

    Linos baliholickydexbender JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    ...i don`think it`s enough...:cry:
     
  5. Burnt Reynolds

    Burnt Reynolds JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Quick question to get this thread back on track. like to flip my 40t t-latch trainer when I've been drinking too much for my own personal safety. If I drank so much that I lost it, where would it be now?
    :(
     
  6. WalkingTree

    WalkingTree JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Wedged between/under the seat of whatever car you were in. It fell out of your pocket
     
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  7. Burnt Reynolds

    Burnt Reynolds JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Lol, not expecting a serious reply, thank you kind sir, good call. Not there. Had a party at my place - didn't get into any cars. I was all over the house. I looked everywhere, including inside the refrigerator. Any other guesses? Winner gets a prize!
     
  8. HedaCoon

    HedaCoon *is not a coon Lady Devil JDBA Official Member

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    If it's genuine, somebody stole it :ropeman:
     
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  9. G-man

    G-man JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    The microwave or the oven.
     
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  10. Burnt Reynolds

    Burnt Reynolds JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    With each unsuccessful search in the couch cushions and peak under the chair, I've been fighting back that nasty suspicion - with everything I have. It does not seem to be around any longer. Don't think anyone there would have understood the monitary value. Mostly friends from work, but who knows. ...Shiny thing in the yard. ...Whee this is fun. Sianara
     
  11. Burnt Reynolds

    Burnt Reynolds JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I checked the microwave yesterday, twice. Ya know, in case I missed it the first time under all that hotpocket overflow. Will check the oven after work. Good guess. I will update once ive found it, or accused one of my lying cheating friends of stealing it.
     
  12. Ryanol

    Ryanol SnarkMasterFunkyFresh JDBA Official Member

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    Couches can be hungry, flip it upside down, open your switchblade auspiciously and cut a slit in the fabric underlay...


    best case scenario: you just performed a balisong c-section,
    worst case scenario: you have now fulfilled a sonny crockett fantasy.
     
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  13. Linos

    Linos baliholickydexbender JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    laundry basket.....
     
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  14. Wadcutder

    Wadcutder JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Did you leave it in the refrigerator getting another beer? :drunkards:
     
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  15. Burnt Reynolds

    Burnt Reynolds JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Lol, good guesses all around. Nobody got "under a bunch of junk on my daughters playroom floor". Apparently I stopped in there to hug her new bunny before tripping over a storage bin and landing on the floor. So says my wifiy. Something to be said for growing old gracefully, I missed the memo. Thanks for all of your concern. I'm grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato. :)
     
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  16. HedaCoon

    HedaCoon *is not a coon Lady Devil JDBA Official Member

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    Sooooo......no prize? dammit :devilfinger: jk glad you found it. If not for monetary value, it's sentimental value
     
  17. Burnt Reynolds

    Burnt Reynolds JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. MTXCraze

    MTXCraze I flip therefore I am JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Sorta like the time I though i lost my AB in a parking lot 20 mins from home and ended up finding it a few hours later in my back pocket :unintroduced::riledup:
     
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  19. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I dropped my BM 51 in a parking lot one time, came out the store and a guy picked it up in front of my truck door and put it in his pocket, I was like hey man that's mine...no it's not he replied..I said yes it is and I'll have it back or.....I got it back with no trouble, but man I was lucky
     
  20. WalkingTree

    WalkingTree JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Shit man.. Unless the only people who were there were very close friends who would be unlikely to fuck you like that, Im sorry to say but it probably got stolen`

    Id tear apart your room again, under the bed.. behind/under dressers.. closets...

    Under the refrigerator?

    And If you were outside fuckin around at all, definitely comb that desert

    Good luck man



    Probably should've read more replies before I commented :bwah:

    Glad you found it man!!!
     
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