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OG S.Q.A.T. (Stupid Question Amnesty Thread)

FL[!]P Sep 30, 2011

  1. D2AP

    D2AP Better than gold or platinum

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    :bwah: You had me for a second, I had to double check and make sure I put bali.

    I'd green you, but I gotta spread it around.
     
  2. dus7man

    dus7man Jet life to the next life JDBA Official Member

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    Now that just looks silly...:bwah:
     
  3. san-mai-usa

    san-mai-usa JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Flailing or painting the walls?

    I looked away for a second at the beginning, and if you didn't know he was holding a bali, you'd think he was decorating the walls or something.
    Even I'm not that bad, and I'm a flawed individual.
    It's a bit like going to Walmart......you go home feeling good about yourself and your whole damn family....
     
  4. dus7man

    dus7man Jet life to the next life JDBA Official Member

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    Now way man! Walmart is great! my favorite is seeing the 400 pound women buying candy and soda for their multiple children :thumbsup:

    Everytime I go to Walmart I die a little inside...
     
  5. san-mai-usa

    san-mai-usa JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    And after they order 4 family buckets with everything, they ask for a 32 ounce soda and say "can I get that diet without ice". Obviously someone told her the ice is fattening.:devilzeek
    It's a conspiracy by the Chinese to destroy our population from the inside. 90% of the stuff sold at Walmart comes from China. We call it "the great Walmart of China".
     
  6. laughingbuddha

    laughingbuddha JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Dammit! I wanna go see fat people an laugh at them.

    Next time I come to the U.S I'm definitely visiting a Walmart.:thumbsup:
     
  7. BIGLOU

    BIGLOU JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    And the same people stop at the McDonalds inside Walmart on the way out and get a Big Mac Super Sized, 20 piece Chicken Nuggets on the side, 10 refills of Coke and an apple pie and strawberry sundae for dessert. Does anybody else throw fries in their burgers? Dang got hungry talking about food. I think I'll hit up Costco and get the $1.50 hotdog special.
     
  8. MTXCraze

    MTXCraze I flip therefore I am JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    I had this big fat roommate that would go to like 3 fast food places and an icecream place before she came home.
    She really played the part of a fat person

    The owlman can vouch for this once
     
  9. laughingbuddha

    laughingbuddha JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Was she jolly?
     
  10. armedpootles

    armedpootles JDBA OFFICIAL Member JDBA Official Member

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    jolly people are the best:bwah:
     
  11. WyldStyl3

    WyldStyl3 Never gunna give you up JDBA Official Member

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    Regardless, I bet she gave REALLY good head.
     
  12. san-mai-usa

    san-mai-usa JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Fat ones and ugly ones, they're always the most grateful.
    Can never forget getting a BJ and afterwards being thanked.....I felt violated.:bwah:
     
  13. WyldStyl3

    WyldStyl3 Never gunna give you up JDBA Official Member

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    Plus they use their mouth a LOT.
     
  14. san-mai-usa

    san-mai-usa JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Even during the act.
    For the first ten minutes, I thought she was talking to me in a different language. Then I realised, she just hadn't stopped talking.
    Doesn't anyone teach that it's rude to speak with your mouth full anymore?
     
  15. Glenn

    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    No hands blow jobs rule. :madaddy:
     
  16. CannedBullets

    CannedBullets JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Would it be suicide to take Calculus 3, Linear Algebra, Modern Physics, and Circuits Analysis in the same semester?
     
  17. Frickbot

    Frickbot Does not compute

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    No, do it and report back.
     
  18. Linos

    Linos baliholickydexbender JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    i agree 100% she needs those hands to
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  19. AnthonyTheAbyss

    AnthonyTheAbyss Godzilla Size Member JDBA Official Member

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    I took calc 6, differentials, and deform mechanics for a J term. Wanted to kill myself.

    ***Calc 3, Linear Algebra, Modern physics...cake walk. But you're not me:bwah:
     
  20. gfckyrslf

    gfckyrslf JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Calc 3 is tedious but not overly difficult
    Linear is pretty much an extra English class
    Physics is always good to take along with a calc and I wouldn't stress about circuits

    Good luck
     

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