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New TSA bumper stickers....

waterdogs Nov 22, 2010

  1. Odd Ball

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    Those new full body scanners cost $150,000 each.

    A fully trained dog that can sniff out all kinds of drugs and/or explosives costs $8,500. Do the math.

    Guess what the FBI uses to secure their buildings? The dogs.

    All of this BS from the TSA is NOT needed. It's just another way of the government trying to control us take away our freedoms one at a time.
     
  2. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    I accidentally flew with a .50 cal spotter/tracer as carry on in my toiletry bag . They must have thought it was a big lipstick.:bwah:
     
  3. S.Shepherd

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    rotfl

    guess they never saw one that big:bwah:
     
  4. norcal13

    norcal13 rated "e" for evil Brigade Member

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    you forgot to add "and make a killing on inside contracts."
     
  5. shakie

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    All a terrorist has to do is terrorize..
     
  6. RoadFish

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    This is one funny post. How much do you think a full-building scanner would cost? Do you think that those complaining of body scanners would prefer crotch sniffing dogs?
     
  7. S.Shepherd

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    it's pretty simple, the TSA is not law enforcement and it can be argued that the airlines are not "private companies"
    They have no right to violate search and seizure laws.
     
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  8. S.Shepherd

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  9. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Well ........... as unpleasantness goes , yesterday I had a " double header ".
    Endoscopy and colonoscopy.
    They have it right there on a little T.V. screen so you can watch if you wish.
    I didn't.
    And they wouldn't change it to Speed channel or ESPN.
    Their little pat down would be a walk in the park comparatively.
    I hate everything it stands for.............I just hate getting tubes snaked up my ass and down my throat more.
    Had my Dr. been of the middle eastern persuasion , it would have been jihad time.
    We must make a friend of terror............right Colonel Kurtz ?:bwah::bwah:
     
  10. RoadFish

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    Hey, did they use the same tube in each end? And, if they did, which end was first? I was out when they did mine last year, so I was just wondering!
     
  11. tubtar

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    They claimed no , but I was whacked on Fentynal , so I have no idea.
    I don't even know if the probes were flesh toned.:bwah::bwah:
     
  12. Parker

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    JS, how was it when the tubes got all Avatar on you, connected with each other midway and then they hung you up like a piece of laundry from both ends?
     
  13. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    The Doc gave me the run down before hand and then asked if I had any questions.
    I was joking with my nephew on the way to get this done and thought of a good one , but forgot to ask him............ " This won't turn me homo , will it ? ":bwah::bwah::bwah:
    It would have been worth it just to see the look on his face.
     
  14. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    I think it all depends on which tube the doctor uses and its size.
     
  15. HotrodKelley

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    or maybe the poll is dis-info, put out there to help the sheep go along with the violation of their 4th Amendment Right.
     
  16. HotrodKelley

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    Article IV

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, SHALL NOT BE VIOLATED, and no Warrants shall issue, BUT UPON PROBABLE CAUSE, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
     
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  18. stdlrf11

    stdlrf11 A Most Impressive Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    The TSA and the airlines are very similar to the Federal Reserve system.

    They are private corporations regulated by the government.

    No government agency can violate your rights, but they can deny you entry to a building they are protecting if you decide not to comply with their security procedures. That is what they are doing.

    Now the detaining of those that refuse... That's a tricky one.
     
  19. r1200mike

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    Seems Likely.

    Several years ago Handgun Control Inc. (HCI) did a survey. Who thinks a citizen should own/have a firearm in their home?? Well the "Poll" came up with a whopping 90% (or so ,don't remember exactly) That said that no one should have a firearm in the home. Guess where the "Poll" was taken ?? at a local prison... the polls do nothing.
     

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