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My wart is burntier than your wart.

TheMightyGoat Jul 6, 2007

  1. Brian

    Brian flstf99

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    That's more like it! :bwah: :goat:
     
  2. TheMightyGoat

    TheMightyGoat foots dixon

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    I've never been drunk or high. With the possible exception of that time I drank a whole bottle of NyQuil. Not sure on that one.
     
  3. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Well then ... it might be time to start :yesman: :bwah:




    ded i's disclaimer: I don't get drunk or high either ... but I used to ... :kingkaxt: Now I only use drugs to be polite.
     
  4. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    What a pussy. If he was really wanting to make a statement he would have used a 30-cal or better :bang:
     
  5. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    buddy you are fucking insane:devilzeek , a wart is a virus, the body has to naturally fight it off... and if not then you freeze it, you don't cut it out... fucking nut bar, I applaud the balls to do that but you still nuts.
     
  6. wes

    wes Mephistopheles Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Teeth are clenched reading that, let me tell you. I had a few of those on my feet. Strangely enough, I didn't try that, rather I let the doctor freeze them out. That hurt enough. This ... I shudder to think.

    Great post though.
     
  7. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    oddly enough when I had warts on my feet I just let them be and they went away on their own.
     
  8. dfarmerknives

    dfarmerknives Tattoo Man says Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Nothing like the Home Surgery Channel....
     
  9. TheMightyGoat

    TheMightyGoat foots dixon

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    It's not from lack of opportunity that I've never been inebriated.
     
  10. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    ... so you just don't drink, sinstead you perform surgery on yourself... I th ink it's time to see a shrink.
     
  11. TheMightyGoat

    TheMightyGoat foots dixon

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    I don't perform surgery on myself instead of drinking. I perform surgery on myself and I don't drink. Separate behaviors. Why is it so unusual that someone might not want to alter the function of his brain?
     
  12. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    Oh I have nothing against people who dont' drink, I'm just being a bit of a jerk is all... that aside I perform the occasional bit of surgery on myself... I just find it odd that you perform that level of surgery on yourself.
     
  13. dfarmerknives

    dfarmerknives Tattoo Man says Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    I got drunk and pierced my nipples with an IV catheter .....
     
  14. Once and Always

    Once and Always Huge member

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    Well another obvious photochop job.:jdwink2:
     
  15. Badger

    Badger Huge member

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    Good job digging that bugger out. That last picture looks nasty, better disinfect that.
     
  16. EmeraldDog

    EmeraldDog E.D. does not necessarily mean erectile dysfunctio

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    Why not just try nitro Goat? You made one fuckin mess there. Sure self-maintentance is fun, but I'd rather rip my pit hair out with my teeth than burn wart holes in my feet. I think you just have a bloodlust. Eh, either way. Nice pics.
     
  17. Redsnake

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    Well I'd just go see a Dermatologist and get that sucker froze or burned off... simple as a $30 co-pay. About the only time insurance is worth a damn!!!

    Show us some progress pictures...

    WOW... there's no way I'd be able to do that. Do you have any feeling/sensitivity in your feet at all????
     
  18. corwin99

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    Holy freakin hell! I almost forgot how great :jdvomit: TMG's picture posts were.. but this is one of his best... my god I feel my sushi i had for lunch comin up...
     
  19. TheBadGuy

    TheBadGuy NATURE'S FINEST Super Moderator

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    :bumpity:
     
  20. I wonder about Goat.....I miss his vivid explanations of self mutilation.
     

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