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my 1 day employment....

24thMED May 1, 2009

  1. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

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    My 1 day employment
    So after landing my new job as a WalMart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at WalMart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
     
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  2. Travis B.

    Travis B. Southern Devil

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    I love it when someone tells somebody to pack sand. Good one
     
  3. ster91b

    ster91b Paloozster! Brigade Member

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    nice :cheesydevil:

    on the list of stuff I wish I could say to people
     
  4. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    I'm lovin' it! :cheesydevil:
     
  5. Semper708

    Semper708 I know more about nothing than you ever will My Ass is on Probation

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    :lmao:
     
  6. Stu

    Stu Windswept & Interesting Devil Brigade Member

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    Thats HILARIOUS!!

    I have to "bite my tongue" every day with some of the shagwits & mip-mops who come into my store & speak to me like a piece of crap.
    Ive gotten better at just standing there & grinning.

    Though I must admit that most of our part-time staff say that I seem to have the knack of making "Yes Sir" sound like "Fuck off & die, turdlet!":devil1:
     
  7. jimmydred

    jimmydred Duraznos Pesado

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    Man, if you ever did say that shit to some freaky bitch...WOW!
    That would probably make anyone in earshot fall down laughing

    Good One Mister!
     
  8. Cadi Con Carne

    Cadi Con Carne Kwitcherbitchin' Lady Devil

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    If I saw anyone say that to a twatwaffle when I was around, I would have a hand to shake and a beer to buy. Oh, and I'd be cursing that I didn't get it on video.

    Some people are just vaginal discharge, made flesh...but the poor employees that serve them can't ever say so. That shit ain't right.
     
  9. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

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    AH! Then you are doing it right!:devil1:
     
  10. maui4lowry

    maui4lowry Zombie Eradicator Extraordinaire

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    my gf just texted me this yesterday I laughed my ass off
     
  11. SSandshark1050

    SSandshark1050 Devil @ heart

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    I have a REAL one....

    I was at walmart one year for that damn god forsaken "day after Thanksgiving sale", it was 5 am, i'm in line with my daughters mom and pissed off that I have to be there.

    They start calling up people in the crowd who are disabled to the front. One lady, perfectly good health, walks to the front and claims she was "pregnant" and that was her handicap!

    to which I replied at the top of my lungs:

    "UGLY'S NOT A HANDICAP!"

    Needless to say, that earned me a few "high fives" :cheesydevil:
     

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