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    >> A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and, while sitting at his

    >> regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby,

    >> all alone.

    >> He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of

    >> Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is

    >> his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
    >> girl,

    >> saying this is from the gentleman.

    >>

    >> She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The

    >> note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes
    >> in

    >> your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."

    >> The man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her
    >> and

    >> it read: "Just so you know-I happen to have a Rolls, BMW, and a
    >> Mercedes

    >> in my garage; plus I have over two million dollars in the bank: But,
    >> not

    >> even for a woman as beauti- ful as you, would I cut three inches off
    >> my

    >> penis! Just send the bottle back.
     

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