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Berkley May 12, 2017

  1. Berkley

    Berkley Ancient Life Form Brigade Member

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    Is this a joke? Avocados are literally one of the easiest fruits in the world to slice.
     
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  3. Berkley

    Berkley Ancient Life Form Brigade Member

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    Apparently there are legions of people who can't figure out how to safely remove the seed without stabbing themselves.
    Nonetheless, they are allowed to vote and drive.
    And breed, worse luck.

    :shakie:
     
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  4. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    I'm safe! I don't eat green fruit. :shakie:
     
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    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Avocados are beautiful and good to eat. People are stupid. Avocados 2 people 0
     
  6. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    I have only found a reference on the Australian press. British sent our criminals there in the dark ages lol.
     
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    avocados are great for your brain. they are one of the super foods. some people shouldn't have the privilege.
     
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  8. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Thankfully, I NEVAR cut up avocados. :bbq:
     
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  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Just found this little tidbit...

    https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/doctors-now-calling-safety-warning-194500400.html

    I makes PERFECT sense, to morons anyway! A warning label will cause EVERYONE to safely cut up their fruit!

    Just like banning guns on campus will cause criminals to stay away. "Nope, I'm not going on a rampage today. I might get in trouble for carrying my gun on campus."

    Stupid fuckers need to learn HOW to SAFELY use a knife before they're allowed to use one! :bloodsword:

    Using YOUR HAND as a cutting board is just too stupid!
     
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    Caution do not do this at home. She has a huge knife. Lol
     
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  11. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Butt*, where's the blood?

    People like her contribute to the "Avocado Hand Syndrome" :tard:
     
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