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Laughter Is The Best Medicine GAW , " The Slasher"

Glenn Jul 12, 2015

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    Blastermaster Huge member

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    A man for his anniversary gets a toilet brush. After a few weeks his wife asks "How do you like the toilet brush I got you?" The husband responds with "it works fine but I prefer toilet paper"
     
  2. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, " I can clearly see you're nuts."
     
  3. buddy

    buddy Slide to unlock JDBA Official Member

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    Doctor Walks in and says "I have some bad news and some even worse news."

    Guy goes "Well shoot, might as well give me the bad news first."

    Doc goes "Well The lab called with your test results. Im very sorry to say, you have 24 hours to live."

    "24 Hours!!! Thats Fucking terrible! What could be worse than that?

    Doc goes, "Well, I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
     
  4. Glenn

    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Well we have a winner, ran a random number generator less my first starting post in the numbers, and came up post number 5 !

    crogers is the winner, thanks all for playing. :devilwag:

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  5. Toni

    Toni JD Jeenius Lady Devil

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    :congratulationsflow

    You're a lucky man crogers!!! :thumbup:
     
  6. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    congrats man. cool GAW Glenn. :thumbup:
     
  7. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Congrats Chris ,,Thanks Glenn
     
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  8. Berkley

    Berkley Ancient Life Form Brigade Member

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    Congrats, and thanks for the chance!:thumbsup:
     
  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Well, butter my butt* and call me a biscuit!

    On second thought, with the pervs on the Mighty JD, I better take that back. They'll be trying to redo the Last Tango in Paris! :madaddy:

    Thanks Glenn! You always have the bestest GAWs! :thumbsup:
     
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    Congrats Croger!! One of the best GAW threads, thanks Glenn!! This thread alone brightened my day more than a few times...thanks everyone for that!!
     
  11. GEEZER

    GEEZER Beware The Ides of March Brigade Member

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    Congrats (Mr. Biscuit)......

    Nice GAW Glenn!
     
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  12. Glenn

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    Who are you kidding, buddys attemts at humor almost brought this Clown to tears. :bwah::bwah::bwah:
     
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