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IWantThatKnife Nov 10, 2006

  1. IWantThatKnife

    IWantThatKnife I want that knife Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Normally I just chuck junk mail catalogs in the trash when I sort the daily mail. Today (lacking any new reading material in the "special office" I put a Johnson Smith Company "Things you never knew existed" Catalog there to read. Lots of cheap crapola, but some of the T-Shirt captions were good:

    People like you are the reason people like me need medication

    I'm not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a look

    Save Time, See it my way

    Did I ask to hear your life story?

    My those boobs look heavy...may I hold them for you?

    Tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes

    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass

    I Think, therefore we have nothing in common

    and my favorite (and appropriate in today's internet based world)
    YOU LOOKED BETTER ON THE INTERNET
     
  2. GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

    GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Crazy Bitch Lady Devil Super Moderator

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    Interesting Captions...
    "Tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes"....
    Now Thats Funny, and worded differently than what I usually say...But, it works!!:bwah: :jdsmokin:
     
  3. MarieLaveau

    MarieLaveau Pistol Packin' Mama Lady Devil

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    Damn, I need one of those! Do they have a website? I'm not gonna do a search for "johnson" anything this early in the morning.:bwah:
     
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  4. snowdon

    snowdon Huge member

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    Funny shit, think I'll order the catalog!
     
  5. IWantThatKnife

    IWantThatKnife I want that knife Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    When I get home from work

    I'll post the website for you ML.
     
  6. zzjake

    zzjake repost police

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    I think I just threw one away. When I had a woodburner in the shop I didnt mind getting junk mail at all.
     
  7. IWantThatKnife

    IWantThatKnife I want that knife Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Your wish is

    Erwin's command!

    Here is the link: Things you never knew
     
  8. marypalooza

    marypalooza First *OFFICIAL* JD Mother Lady Devil

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    I saw one that said almost the same thing except it was You looked better on Myspace. lol
     

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