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I need food

rock3r4life Jan 5, 2020

  1. rock3r4life

    rock3r4life Sir shtablington

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    And the only thing I have access to is a 151 mixed drink, how fucked is that? AND the girl I slept with is a VERY loud snorer, just let breakfast be served already (I'm at a hotel)
     
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  2. rock3r4life

    rock3r4life Sir shtablington

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    Ps,I welcome all renditions of enforcement, no clue what to do with this one. AND, I may be a WEENSY BIT drunk.
     
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  3. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Have you found any food yet?
     
  4. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    You should be glad she isn't farting!
     
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  5. C-Bear

    C-Bear Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    Wake her up eating her out... best breakfast ever
     
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  6. Flip Tripper

    Flip Tripper Huge member JDBA Official Member

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    :yum:Breakfast of champions!!
     
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  7. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade LUC4 JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Thumb up the bum, pull out a plum.
     
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  8. Flip Tripper

    Flip Tripper Huge member JDBA Official Member

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    :2_thumbs_up:
     
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  9. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    Unless you busted one off in her the night before.
     
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  10. snache

    snache Should be a custom title here

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  11. droid

    droid This IS the droid you are looking for! Brigade Member

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    It's YOUR jizz... It isn't gonna kill ya! Like you never kissed after she gave you a knobber? C'mon, man! :fenlore:
     
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  12. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    Extra crea
    They usually swallow or spit it out. If you want to eat it out with a load in it have at it but I ain't.
     
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  13. droid

    droid This IS the droid you are looking for! Brigade Member

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    Hahahahaha! I've done far kinkier shit than that! Never had a single complaint from a woman and had a lot of return business.
    Like I said, as long as it's MINE doesn't matter to me. But then again, I AM pretty crusty! :yesman:
     
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  14. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    Cum guzzler.
     
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  15. snache

    snache Should be a custom title here

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    Sure why not, goes along good with eating boggers and ear wax. Just make sure its mixed well with her juices.
     
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  16. Samb

    Samb Should be a custom title here

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    Boogers ain't so bad, ear wax is a definite no no. Tasted it once when I was a kid and yuuuuuck.
     
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  17. droid

    droid This IS the droid you are looking for! Brigade Member

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    Ooooh! You called me a cum guzzler! Oh my goodness! This from the guy who says his boogers "Ain't so bad..."
    Yeah, you really hurt my feelings there. Hahahahaha!
     
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  18. droid

    droid This IS the droid you are looking for! Brigade Member

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    Speaking of ear wax, when I was in the Navy many years ago (late '70s), I had a crusty old salt hit me with this little gem:
    He claimed if you put a bit of ear wax on your finger and then put that finger in her snatch, she would holler in pain from the burning sensation if she had a dose of the clap. I never put it to the test, but (fortunately) never caught anything either.
    If anyone else has heard of this please, by all means, post it up!
    That's why I love this forum, true life lessons can be learned here! LOL!
     
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  19. snache

    snache Should be a custom title here

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    :butthurt::werd:
     
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  20. Rio

    Rio Como un angel JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman Brigade Member

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    :jdsmokin::jdsmokin::bobert::scheme::OMGWTF::bump:You guys keep posting shit here TMG is liable to come back
     
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