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I Made A HUGE Mistake....

Teamadcahb Oct 24, 2016

  1. Teamadcahb

    Teamadcahb Huge member

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    Yesterday I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in a very long time. It turned out to be a HUGE mistake!
    With a little effort I was able to get on the horse and we started out slow. Things were going well and soon we were going a little faster.
    Next thing I know the horse is going as fast as it can and I'm barely hanging on!!
    Try as I did the damn thing wouldn't slow down and I finally lost my grip. On my way to the ground my foot hung up in the stirrup and the horse began to drag me...it wouldn't stop!!
    Thank goodness a Walmart manager ran out and unplugged the machine or things could have been much worse...
     
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  2. desmodus

    desmodus Arc Sodium Administrator Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    i voted this one terrible.

    you must try harder.
     
  3. Rover

    Rover Rock N' Roll Outlaw JDBA Official Member

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    Haha, that one gets me every time.
     
  4. djdawg

    djdawg Huge member

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    I thought it was funny as hell .............
     
  5. Slowcash

    Slowcash JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Nice, you got me!
     
  6. OnceBitten

    OnceBitten Momma said I'd go blind Brigade Member

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    I really thought this was gonna be a joke about some drunk Texican being "accidentally" fucked by a donkey in a Mexican bar until we got to "the stirrup".

    Totally ruined it for me.
     
  7. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    Why? You sayin' Texicans don't get ass fucked in stirrups?
     
  8. Teamadcahb

    Teamadcahb Huge member

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    I was wearing my assless chaps at the time.
     

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