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  1. beergoddess

    beergoddess shorter than endowed Lady Devil

    Recently large demonstrations have taken place
    across the country protesting the fact that Congress
    is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

    Certain people are angry that
    the US might protect its own
    borders, might make it harder
    to sneak into this country and,
    once here, to stay indefinitely.
    Let me see if I correctly understand
    the thinking behind these protests
    Let's say I break into your house.
    Let's say that when you discover
    me in your house, you insist that I leave.
    But I say, "I've made all
    the beds and washed the
    dishes and did the laundry
    and swept the floors. I've
    done all the things you don't
    like to do. I'm hard-working
    and honest
    (except for when I broke into your house).

    According to the protesters:
    You are Required to let me stay in your house
    You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
    You are Required to Educate my kids
    You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family
    (my husband will do all of your yard work because
    he is also hard-working and honest, except for that
    breaking in part).

    If you try to call the police or force me out,
    I will call my friends who will picket your
    house carrying signs that proclaim my
    RIGHT to be there.

    It's only fair, after all, because you have
    a nicer house than I do, and I'm just
    trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working
    and honest, person, except for well,
    you know, I did break into your house
    And what a deal it is for me!!!

    I live in your house, contributing only a
    fraction of the cost of my keep, and
    there is nothing you can do about it
    without being accused of cold,
    uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
    bigoted behavior.

    Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn
    MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can
    communicate with me.

    Why can't people see how ridiculous
    this is?! Only in America ..
    if you agree, pass it on ( in English... please press 1).
    Share it if you see the value of it.

    If not blow it off.........
    along with your future Social Security
    funds, and a lot of other things.
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  2. jorvik

    jorvik Sir Jorvik, Knight of the realm of JD

    That's been happening in England too..only here they accuse you of being a rascist or "Undiverse" if you want to kick them back to where they came from.
  3. dfarmerknives

    dfarmerknives Tattoo Man says Knife Maker or Craftsman

  4. Bruce

    Bruce New Jersey's *other* Bruce

    Beergoddess, I think about 80% of American Citizens agree with you 100%. Those that don't, either want to import their relatives here or employ lots of illegal aliens. Anyone who supports this illegal alien influx is putting the interests of other nations over that of the United States of America. This used to be called TREASON:TOB: :flag: :TOB: :flag: :TOB:
  5. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

    you can't be racist if you hate everyone equally... or if you have good reason to hate a group of people.
  6. BigJim

    BigJim Justabuyer Fucktard

    Actually While I agree with your point. I do need to point out that that has never been called treason. At least by people that know what treason is.
  7. Bruce

    Bruce New Jersey's *other* Bruce

    Treason is not being for allowing illegal aliens to stay in the United States. Treason is: when you are a United States citizen and you put the interests of another country above that of the United States. It is in the interest of the counrty of Mexico to send as many of it's people into the United States to send back money to support the economy of Mexico and to utilize the resources (medical, educational, relief, etc.) at no expense to anyone but the American taxpayer! Those who support this, are traitors to the United States as they are giving aid and comfort to the enemy (those who Invade the United States for the benefit of another nation)
  8. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

    Well then, I guess I am "cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced & bigoted"!!!:jdevil: :jdevil: :jdevil: :jdevil: :jdevil:

    Fuck them!:firedevil :thefinger :firedevil :thefinger :firedevil :thefinger :firedevil

    That is all.:jdsmokin:

    Who the fuck is Fred Thompson?
  9. unknownwarrior

    unknownwarrior Champion of the Cause

    My understanding is that in order to be charged with treason, the country has to be in a war, declared so by Congress, against one or more countries. Or am I mistaken?
  10. Lallander

    Lallander Meltin in da heat

  11. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

    Oh, that Fred Thompson!

    Could it be, someone worth voting for???:devilzeek
  12. maui4lowry

    maui4lowry Zombie Eradicator Extraordinaire

    Well here is what treason is..

    Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

    The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

    not sure if the whole immigrant thing counts as treason though....oh and remember those we consider to be our founding fathers were considered to be traitors
  13. maui4lowry

    maui4lowry Zombie Eradicator Extraordinaire

    probably not.... he will prolly get corrupted just like they all have
  14. TorzJohnson

    TorzJohnson Electric Gigolo

    If you listen to NPR, you'll hear them constantly referring to "immigrants" and wondering why cold hearted people are against "immigrants" and our country was built by "immigrants" and what's wrong with "immigrants"? Why are conservatives anti-"immigrant"? They never say ILLEGAL immigrants. It's a nice little straw man.

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