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I just pulled a clump of hair out of my face.

TheMightyGoat Sep 29, 2006

  1. TheMightyGoat

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    I've been privy to a few peculiar bodily functions in my time and in general they haven't alarmed me much, but I admit this one has me a bit perplexed. I just pulled a clump of hair out of my face. Not an ingrown hair. A clump of hairs of varying thicknesses and lengths.

    I've had a lump on the side of my face for a couple of weeks that I believed to be a zit. No discoloration, pain, inflamation, et cetera - just a lump I could feel under the skin the way zits sometimes are. I squeezed it, got a bit of muck out and figured it'd go away. But it never did. Every few days I'd squeeze it again and get more pus out, with no apparent change to the integrity of the lump, so today I started to wonder if it might be a cyst or something of the like.

    The afforementioned lump, for clarity:
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    I squeezed the lump as hard as I could with my fingers, at first getting some more pus and then blood. Nothing surprising. I tried squeezing it with pliars just for posterity. Along with the blood, I noticed a very fine protrusion in the middle of the lump. I used a smaller pair of pliars to grab it and pull it out. This is what it was:

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    Strange, I thought, that looks a bit like a strand of hair with some flesh attatched. I must've pulled off a strip of skin in a way that made it look stringy.

    Then I pulled a bigger one out.
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    Now it's clearly hair. After squeezing the lump some more, I was able to get a picture of one of the strands of hair in the flesh.
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    The same strand as above, pulled out.
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    At this point I couldn't get any more hair out by squeezing, so I cut an "x" pattern in the lump.
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    Another piece of hair I was able to dig out.
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    The final tally of hair.
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    Bloody paper towel for good measure.
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  2. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    TMG you one crazy fucker is all I have to say... but good work.
     
  3. Spufnik

    Spufnik Total devotee

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    That would be a good case of ingrown hairs I would say. I get them on my knees a lot. Another fantastic step by step by TMG! :ernie:
     
  4. Matches

    Matches Airport Bum Brigade Member

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    Fascinating Goat! The only thing better I've ever seen is when I pulled a planters wart out of my foot. No pain, but a circle of tough skin and roots came out leaving a clean hole which covered itself up in a few days.:spin:
     
  5. rudechuck

    rudechuck Worst Blood Brigade Member

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    Maybe Milton is trying to take control of your body.:deadevil: :signhere:

    Fuckin' baby gorilla! :wolfy:
     
  6. Brian

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    TMG, not only do you have great mastery of all things gross, you take damn good pictures as well. :bwah:

    I have also had a few pretty good sized ingrown hairs, usually on my neck, but never that much hair. Mine usually comes out as a curly wisker, maybe 1/4 to 1/2 inch long.
     
  7. TheMightyGoat

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    Exactly. I get those on occasion. Everyone does. I even had an inch+ long ingrown pubic hair that splattered itself across my desk. But this was nothing like any of that. I don't understand.
     
  8. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Truth is stranger than fiction!
     
  9. inkster

    inkster The Mayor of Bloomerville

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    More please :ropeman: :scheme:
     
  10. BenDibble

    BenDibble Resident Mortician JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    i give him a week before the infection from cross contamination between the dead mole and his face, through the pliers, renders TMG useless.....

    :signhere:
     
  11. inkster

    inkster The Mayor of Bloomerville

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    Your a regular spark of joy :ernie:
     
  12. BenDibble

    BenDibble Resident Mortician JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    just trying to make things more interesting.:bwah:


    just think of all the pus we could see. :ropeman: :puking:
     
  13. TheMightyGoat

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    I like performing minor surgery with unsterilized tools. I think a little infection does the body good.
     
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  14. gzb

    gzb SUPER Moderator* Super Moderator

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    Well, you did use a sterile scalpel for the incision on your face...


    Didn't you...?
     
  15. SUCKER

    SUCKER Little member

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    Goddamn. WTF? That's some sick shit. I wanna see your skin in the pliers next time.

    And go get yourself a blowtorch, I'm thinking ahead here. :kingkaxt:
     
  16. MJ

    MJ a most pure angel Lady Devil

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    This looks soooo painful I can't even imagine. I hope you disinfect those pliers every now and then. Excellent post Goat!!!
     
  17. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    go figure!:spin: :ronl: :jdwink2: :D: always on his knees...........
     
  18. TheMightyGoat

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    Nope. Microtech Dragonfly. Olive drab.
     
  19. Bogflogger

    Bogflogger I OBEY

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    You could start a second career as a Childrens Entertainer.

    :jdsmokin:
     
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