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~husband rant...

beergoddess Apr 14, 2007

  1. beergoddess

    beergoddess shorter than endowed Lady Devil

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    i am gonna shoot his ass!! i am waiting for my husband to get back from riding his dirtbike with his brother. we are meeting a shitload of friends about 40 minutes from here for HIS birthday. we are supposed to be there at 9 pm... it's now 8:45. and we have to go to the next town 15 minutes from here to get fairmaiden and co. do u think he'd be back at a decent hour to shit, shower, and shave?? i fed the kids, bathed them, put them to bed, and got myself all ready to go. i have been ready for over a fuckin hour!! :gzb:


    then he will wonder why i am in a crappy mood!! MEN... ugh!!
     
  2. Dr Mabuse

    Dr Mabuse Set your motherfucker to "receive"

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    Jerry: Yeah, I'm wanting to get married *real* soon...
     
  3. BigJim

    BigJim Justabuyer Fucktard

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    P M S :signhere:
     
  4. silenthunterstudios

    silenthunterstudios The Jello Gigolo

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    He will be drunk and won't give a shit!:bwah: :bwah: :bwah:
     
  5. tmik

    tmik Midwest Knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    so...what's he getting special for his birthday later?
     
  6. MarieLaveau

    MarieLaveau Pistol Packin' Mama Lady Devil

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    If he's lucky, one black eye instead of two.:bwah:
     
  7. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

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    :bobert: :bobert: :bobert: :bobert: :bobert: :yeahthat: & :owned: !!!

    If he's really fortunate, nothin'!!!
     
  8. samhain73

    samhain73 I am the who when you call who's there

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    LOL sounds like something I'd do,(except I would have probably just said, I was going out with my buddy instead of out with friends) shit, it would be my birthday!:thefinger
     
  9. Cadi Con Carne

    Cadi Con Carne Kwitcherbitchin' Lady Devil

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    Leave his ass behind. If he bitches, tell him it ain't your fault he was being a Prom Queen, that you had shit to do. His problem, not yours.
     
  10. tmik

    tmik Midwest Knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    let's keep in mind who's damn birthday it is!
     
  11. maui4lowry

    maui4lowry Zombie Eradicator Extraordinaire

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    well this may be a more interesting night then you expected
     
  12. FireMonkey

    FireMonkey throws poop Lady Devil

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    I agree on that. However, if you make plans, you better keep them!
     
  13. Manganr

    Manganr Devils Supermoderator Super Moderator

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    So BG? Did he make it home or did you kick his ass???
    :madaddy:
     
  14. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    yeah BG? Did he see his bday thread or even respond to it?
     
  15. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade Fate is Inexorable JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Did somebody call 911 for him yet?
     
  16. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

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    C'mon, BG, Updates. Please!!!:devilzeek :devilzeek :madaddy: :bwah: :spin:
     
  17. beergoddess

    beergoddess shorter than endowed Lady Devil

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    ok... he had a good enough reason for being late. his brother's dirtbike blew up in the pits. we ended up at the bar by 10 and i ended up being the drunkard :P

    i calmed down since and contended with a nasty lil hangover to open the bar with this morning. nuthin worse than making drinks all day with a hangover. we had a good time and i fully intend to take him out to dinner tomorrow night at his fav restaurant, followed by some sexy time! :signhere:
     
  18. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Yay! Sexay time! No black eye! :wootdance

    Happy Birfday to Mr. BeerGoddess! :woot:
     
  19. Guillermo

    Guillermo 7th Man of the 7th son Super Moderator

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    Fuck, I hate men and all their bullshit! Oh wait, do I hate myself? My second ex reminded me today what a asshole I am.:madaddy:
     
  20. Manganr

    Manganr Devils Supermoderator Super Moderator

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    So let me get this straight...........

    He went out dirt biking had a great day, came home late, didn't get in trouble, went to a party, is going to be taken out for dinner and then taken home for sexy time with BG??



    Jeez BG! Got any sisters??:signhere:
     

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