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How to remove a Plantar wart. NSFW - Blood content!

TheMightyGoat Nov 23, 2006

  1. TheMightyGoat

    TheMightyGoat foots dixon

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    Tools you will need:
    -Screwdriver
    -Pliars
    -Lighter
    -Knife
    -Rubbing alcohol
    -Paper towels
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    Identify the wart.
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    Find a suitable location for the procedure.
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    Begin by cutting around the surface of the wart.
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    Next, the surface of the wart may be plucked.
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    Admire pluckings.
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    I suggest at this point rubbing with alcohol. Not so much for sterilization, but to aggrivate the wart.
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    Heat screwdriver.
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    Smite root.
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    Afterwards, the burned portion of the root may be cut out more easily.
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    Repeat plucking procedure.
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    Inspect hole for further signs of root.
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    Repeat burning.
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    At this point, you may become frustrated with holding a lighter, screwdriver and camera all at the same time, and decide to plug in your soldering iron. Such is normal.
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    Insert soldering iron.
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    Crisping is desired.
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    Note that more root may now be plucked.
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    Keep your paper towel close by.
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    Be sure to continue burning until all signs of the root are extinguished.
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    Remove burned root and inspect.
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    Repeat.
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    You may experience a congealed string of blood hanging off the back side of your foot.
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    Play with it a little.
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    If done properly, your warthole should look something like the abused ass of an Albanian prostitute.
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    You have now learned how to remove a Plantar wart.
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  2. m1marty

    m1marty artillery

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    Seriously.......you need to get laid/get out of the house more often.
     
  3. wes

    wes Mephistopheles Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Holy crap. I had those when I was a kid. I had them burned out. That's just plain amazing that you can do that and not stop. I'm putting a NSFW or for those with weak stomachs on this one.
     
  4. Pyro

    Pyro lovable asshat

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    :bwah: Nice one, although I would have gone for a cleaner workspace :spin:

    I've never had a wart, but I did remove a skin tag with the little help of an SAK, a spydie delica and a lighter, that was fun :ssmile:
     
  5. beergoddess

    beergoddess shorter than endowed Lady Devil

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    damn.... shoulda waited til the turkey was a lil more digested before looking at this!! :spin:
     
  6. TheBadGuy

    TheBadGuy NATURE'S FINEST Super Moderator

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    Beauty, great work!!
     
  7. Umberto

    Umberto cool mother fucker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Glad you at least chose a sterile work area.
     
  8. MJ

    MJ a most pure angel Lady Devil

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    Good work Goat!!!! Amazing the things you pluck from your body!!
     
  9. Matches

    Matches Airport Bum Brigade Member

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    Terrific documentary Goat. I must say that the removal kits that the drug stores sell make for an amazing experience as well. We did a treatment on our daughter when she was younger and it was almost like pulling a small oak tree out...big roots, but no blood.:madaddy:
     
  10. Stabber

    Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Another medical proceedure by TMG:wes: I hope you never need open heart surgury, You may need a hand:jdsmokin:
     
  11. MarieLaveau

    MarieLaveau Pistol Packin' Mama Lady Devil

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    That was FUCKING disgusting!!!!:ronl:


















    Thank you!! Good job!:fonz:
     
  12. Spufnik

    Spufnik Total devotee

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    That was tremendous TMG!!!!

    Bravo... :jdsmokin:
     
  13. Dylan

    Dylan crew chief

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    I can look at horrific pictures of people who have been mutilated by cars, bullets, knives, ect and not be bothered. But for some reason, this post, and a few others of yours make me want to spew; I just can't look at them. Well done.
     
  14. ilovekittens

    ilovekittens Sailing the seas of cheese Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Nice job! It's a damn shame they threw you out of medical school. Hopefully you removed all of the roots. ILK
     
  15. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Yo TMG! Nice work! Have you performed any circumcisions, yet?
     
  16. Guillermo

    Guillermo 7th Man of the 7th son Super Moderator

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    What would he post then? Cool pics Goat.
     
  17. Hawaiian-Stylan

    Hawaiian-Stylan it aint easy being cheesy

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    Gruesome! But impressive none the less. :jdvomit:
     
  18. langston302

    langston302 There's a new sheriff in town

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    do you have to ask???
     
  19. OilMan

    OilMan Jaded Brigade Member

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    Warts have roots? Live and learn I guess.:devilzide
     
  20. Dawg

    Dawg Little member

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    I have to tell my wife that there is another person beside me to ever have done that. I thought I was a true one off. Good job and nice descriptions. I love the commentary.
     

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