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HOW THE JEWS GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

JIMMY_MAC Apr 26, 2006

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  1. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    that was fucking classic! :bwah:
     
  2. SinCity

    SinCity Dr. Strangelove

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    Personal believes are just that, personal. But I do tell all the jewish people I know about my uncle. He was killed in an concentration camp during the war. He fell out of the machine gun tower.
     
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  3. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    Huh?.....could'nt handle the recoil :cry:....were hopin that Gene didnt get passed down :jdwink2::manganr:
     
  4. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    That joke has been amended to " A Rabbi , a Lawyer and a Priest are on a cruise ship.
    The ship gets too close to an atoll and strikes it , tearing a huge hole in the side of the vessel.
    It immediately starts taking on water and listing heavily.
    The Rabbi hollers " SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN ! "
    The Lawyer hollers " FUCK THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN ! "
    Th Priest looks at them and asks " Do we have time ? "
    :jdwink2::thumbsup:
     
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  5. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    [h=5]I drove by a sign on Sunday morning which read "Redemption" and had an arrow pointing to a driveway.

    I was not looking for any redemption at the time, but it is interesting to know where you can buy it. If they have good prices on produce to go with it, or a breakfast special, I'm in....[/h]
     
  6. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    This one had me for a second..

    You know we're gonna burn in hell for laughing at this,right?? :cry:

    :muahaha:
     
  7. Lon Humphrey

    Lon Humphrey Moderator Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    moms side immigrated just before WWI and they were jewish dads side were German now is it clear why im so fucked up? half of the voices in my head hate the other half :bwah:
     
  8. knifezoid

    knifezoid Bladerunners Systems -=BRS=- Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Actually I'm offended Asians were not targeted in this one.

    But I don't know how it would have went. "Give us an example"
    "Thou shall not be good at math?" Yeah not sure how you'd work
    that in.
     
  9. Str8ShooterEsq

    Str8ShooterEsq Wartime Consigliere Brigade Member

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    I am 100% Jewish. Been that way for damn near 5800 years. And with that background:

    1. Judaism is a religion, but Jews are also a people or nationality, decedents of the ancient Hebrews. So, you can be "part" Jewish as far as nationality goes, but not insofar as religion goes.

    2. The original joke and most of the others are funny. Anyone who can't laugh at themselves is an ass., and that goes for stereotypes, too.

    3. But, this --

    -- if offense. There is nothing funny about the Holocaust. Anyone who thinks so is a mental case or evil fuck.
     
  10. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    I hear ya (meaning family here lost as well) hence my friendly dig....BUT Sin doesnt roll that way, no worries and most here open minded and hearted!....all in jest and mean't in good taste I assure....:manganr:
     
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  11. jfever311

    jfever311 Ya give me fever!

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    I am deeply offended by these crackers too.
     
  12. SinCity

    SinCity Dr. Strangelove

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    That's nothing....You should see how pissed my relatives get when I make joke about what happened to our dead uncle.
     
  13. Str8ShooterEsq

    Str8ShooterEsq Wartime Consigliere Brigade Member

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    Yeah, maybe your right. The Holocaust was pretty fuckin' funny.

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  14. SinCity

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  15. Ronlad

    Ronlad Vox Diabolus Administrator

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    Not sure what is posted above me but this tacky joke/exchange has gone on long enough. :devilroll:
     
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