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HOW THE JEWS GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

JIMMY_MAC Apr 26, 2006

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  1. JIMMY_MAC

    JIMMY_MAC easy rider Brigade Member

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    HOW THE JEWS GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
    makeyour lives better."
    And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"And the Lord said, "They are
    rules for living."
    "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shalt not kill."
    "Not kill? We're not interested."

    So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."And the Blacks
    wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
    "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

    So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."And the
    Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."
    "Not steal? We're not interested."

    He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."The French wanted an
    example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
    "Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

    So, God finally went to the Jews and said, "I have commandments."
    "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free."
    "We'll take 10."
     
  2. Honch0

    Honch0 head honcho

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    That's funny. I wonder who sent that one:banhammer
     
  3. LONE WOLF

    LONE WOLF Unrepentant Sinner

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    Probably true, too.
     
  4. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
    Not to be confused with the Jewish dilemma........free pork.
    Sorry for the anti semetic utterance , but you can't stop funny.
    J.S.
     
  5. grover_cephas

    grover_cephas Huge member

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    Okay, now there's gotta be one about how Jesus goes to the Republicans, and they say "We can't be rich while others suffer in poverty? Not interested." :general:
     
  6. MadDaddy

    MadDaddy Pat in the box

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    I like that joke, it offends everyone :firedevil
     
  7. swampwolf

    swampwolf Mr. Atlas

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    LOL, cute. I'm part Jewish, unfortunatly I received none of the alledged thriftiness or money making knack. :kingkaxt:
     
  8. leanne

    leanne collects metal Lady Devil

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    ha ha ha thats funny
     
  9. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    Cute....BUT

    First off IF they were free we would have taken 1000 NOT just 10 get real? , Payment? Hmmm I guess we paid through death, persecution (like many race/religions) and general Hard times. Please Remember even back then US Jews were strong people, as time went on we just got stronger:doublegun ! In Keeping with the NON anti-semite and JUST being humerous tones, IF we(jews) felt those 10 were necc. for our survival , Heck WE would JUST have TAKEN em period.:love: survival of the fittest IMHO, Yep we are just that tough:TOB: anyone have any doubts, im buying the plane tickets down just say the good word my brothers (TBG just gets to come down for Beer and BQ though, NO whoopins for him just yet :-). Thanks for the good nature guys.


    Loandr.
     
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  10. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    I gotta admit- where are the guineas in here?- see?

    this is slanted :imo:
     
  11. TheBadGuy

    TheBadGuy NATURE'S FINEST Super Moderator

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    :kingkaxt: :cheers:
     
  12. Walking Man

    Walking Man Xenu's lovechild My Ass is on Probation

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    You really can't be part Jewish..... Either you are or you aren't......
    Judaism is a religion, as well as a people.... So it can be confusing at times.
    If you have Jewish parents or a Jewish parent or grandparents, or whatever, then say that.
    As far as I'm concerned anyone who says they are a Jew for Jesus or a Messanic Jew who believes in Jesus (which is actually an incorrect term) is a Christian. Sorry to get on the soapbox, but that thing REALLY! REALLY! bugs the hell out of me.
     
  13. swampwolf

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    Why else would someone say they a Jewish? My Grandmother's family came to Savanna c.1880. They were Cohens. My Grandmother sang for the USO during WWII.

    I dont claim it as some kind of badge, it's just a fact.
     
  14. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    not to derail this mildy humorous post- but Jewish is a religion last time I checked?!

    and you two kids no fighting-

    according to Jewish "law" you're Jewish if your mother was/is Jewish [correct?]

    someone help me out here.....ciliapepper?loandr.?
     
  15. Mike Stewart

    Mike Stewart Knife Moderator/Bark River Knife & Tool

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    The Lineage of Jews is traced through the Maternal Side.

    If Gramma Was Jewish and She was Your Mom's Mom--You are Jewish--Based on Jewish Law.

    All of this is actually Irrelevant because you actually are the Religion you have Chosen.
     
  16. swampwolf

    swampwolf Mr. Atlas

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    The Grandmother I am talking about is my Fathers mother.


    Sorry if it seemed like I was fighting, I wasn't.


    Walking Man, If it seemed like I was being snappy, I'm sorry. I saw your post as a question of lineage of anyone claiming a lineage, I just stated mine. I am aware that some people make bullshit blood claims for some reason. I didn't want anyone to think I was a liar, that's all.

    The only part of me that is Jewish is my genes.
     
  17. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    Hey you got to start somewhere :TOB: ? You sir are right on track:love:
     
  18. swampwolf

    swampwolf Mr. Atlas

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    I think I'll need some help because I know nothing about being Jewish.:kingkaxt:
     
  19. BoerBoelGuy

    BoerBoelGuy The Devil's Dogpound

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    Im always here if you need me.:cheers:
     
  20. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    So that whole " you are what you eat " thing is bullshit too ?
    How about " I am what I am "?..........I'm sorry , " I yam what I yam "
    Cuz Popeye had it goin on , seen that motherfucker smite Brutus a bunch of times.
    J.S.
     
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