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Hooves or not?

FattyCakes Jun 17, 2005

  1. FattyCakes

    FattyCakes RULES ALL!!!!!!!!!!

    One day at school for some unknown reason i decided to take my shoes off and show the muscles on my feet off. I showed TMG. He looked at them and said "Holy shit thoses arent feet those are hooves!" Im 5'10'' I wiegh 210 lbs, and my shoe size is about 9 1/2 or 10.
  2. TheMightyGoat

    TheMightyGoat foots dixon

    Those are clearly hooves. Look at that fucking gnarled lump of muscle in the second picture. It's the epicenter of his hooven power.
  3. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

    Double check for horns and a tail , T.M.G. I think you might be right !;-)

    Does he respond to " Woah , there big fella " when you want him to slow down ? Harness him to a three row plow and see what happens:D:
    As Magrie Gunderson once said......." from the size of these footprints , I'd say he was a big fella."
  4. MeEatsPlaydoh

    MeEatsPlaydoh GED candidate

    you just have fat feet. I think they look fine kinda cute.

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