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Stabber Dec 25, 2014

  1. Stabber

    Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    [FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6]1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?[/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=red][B]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]
    [COLOR=red][B][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial]Unique Up On It.[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][FONT=Arial]
    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?[/FONT]
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    [B][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial]Tame Way.[/FONT][/FONT][/B]
    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
    [B]
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    [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial]They Take The Psychopath[/FONT][/FONT]
    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

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    [FONT=Arial]You Boil The Hell Out Of It[/FONT]
    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
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    Dam!
    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    Ice too Long?
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]Polaroid
    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] That[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]Doesn't work?
    A Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]Nacho Cheese.
    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]In[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]Quicksand?
    Quatro Cinco.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

    Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.
    14. What's The Difference Between

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

    Because They Have Big Fingers.

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]Harley And a Hoover ?!
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
    Now, admit it... at least one of these made you smile.

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    [COLOR=#0000ff][COLOR=blue]Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.[/COLOR][/COLOR]
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  2. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    I graded it, you passed A+

    there some good one liners in there :bwah:,and Then there some,well:unintroduced:,I'll leave it at that.:unintroduced:
     
  3. djdawg

    djdawg Huge member

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    I loved it :thumbsup:
     
  4. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    crazyness
     
  5. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    I absolutely adore the first two :thumbsup:

    #19 Got me in serious trouble when I told it in the wrong bar one night.

    :bwah: :bwah: :bwah:
     

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